The Hill stopped progress in Washington on Wednesday, check out Hank’s Oyster Bar, Congressman Mike Kelly is the hype man for America, cats, we long for the days of the top 50 all-stars: Doug Thornell, Andrew Noyes & Moira Bagley, Intern hunting season is upon us, National Chili Dog Day …

Tell Kelsey Knight congratulations on her new gig and the move to Lansing, did you say happy birthday to Molly Haase this week?, cool off with these summer sips, join Doug Thornell at Poste tonight to send Rachel Racusen off to Chicago, Give Meme Liberty, Metro wants your talent, Jill …

Tell Kelsey Knight congratulations on here new gig and the move to Lansing, did you say happy birthday to Molly Haase this week?, join Doug Thornell at Poste tonight to send Rachel Racusen off to Chicago, Jill Bader is taking Girl Scout cookies down to Florida until the Election,

Mayor Gray is looking good this week, tell Jessica Mandel congratulations on her new job, let Drew Magary cook!, Celeste Flemming admits she reads the round-up, Chris Taylor will soon be on crutches, Taylor Imperiale lands on Capitol Hill, Cam Newton charges for autographs, Jon and Kim Robilotto are headed …

Hannah Flint celebrated a birthday, Jim Fotenos has a cute kid, quit posting pictures of your debit card, Carolyn Tate is starting the next chapter in her exciting career, FamousDC is jumping out of airplanes now, having power is over-rated, Sarah Sands is getting DC dancing, we need more pictures …

Seersucker Thursday died, Kate Upton broke the internet (again), Luke Marchant celebrate a birth, several people asked us and Yes. If you do all 50 of these things – Ryan Howell will get you a private tour of the Capitol dome, Robin Shultz watched a half-birthday pass her by, qualtiy …

The female members of the media beat the female Members of Congress in softball #ninjafocus, Drake partied at Eden without breaking any bottles, Sage Steele & Jalen Rose, tell Joel Hannahs congrats on his new gig with the House Small Business Committee, meet Jill Gerber, happy belated birthday to Jessica Boulanger, …

“That’s a clown question, bro,” President Obama said F the economy, tell Christina Hoffman congratulations on her new gig, I want to rebuild the world. But I’m not sure how, Justin Herman rocked fedscoop this week, tell Alexa Marrero and Sean Bonyun congrats on their promotions, The Tates hung out …

John Stanton is done with tricky subject lines, Paul Ryan has Mad Men style, there was a leak on Capitol Hill, Dear baby Jesus Flores – please beat the Red Sox, meet Lucas Giolito, Fred McClure is going to be spending a lot more time in Texas, Jaime Harrison is moving …

Jessica and Todd Boulanger are expecting #3, Arthur and Arden Bochner got all married up, NJI Media’s Dave and Carolyn tied the knot, Sara Schwartz is now intern coordinator at the Washington Post Express, flying port-a-potties, tell Cathy Merrill Williams, Garrett Graff, Carol Joynt and Shane Harris congratulations on The …

Preakness is Saturday, Moran’s softball team beat Durbin’s team, Tom Williams can multitask, MTV awards will have a ratings battle with the DNC, Bandolero opens next week, we’ve got your weekend recipes, jam with Michelle, Biden loves trains, Melanie Kimmelman is headed to New York, SNL is funny again, Noelle Clemente …

Tom Newhouse is a special young man, Ethan Klapper is famous, President Joe Biden made a big announcement on gay marriage, Steven Moore is a little bit older today, ask Daniel Newhauser why he spend 20 minutes talking to a bagel in an elevator on Thursday, congratulations to Jessica Brady …

Did you receive Amy Smith’s Kentucky Derby picks?, it’s going to be SUPERMOON Saturday, is Zeke Miller the hardest working political reporter?, this is the coolest thing you’ll see today,  Sara Diaz still wants to marry ranch dressing, Michael Steele getting tips from the Godfather, Liz Mair hearts Romney [a …

Who in your office couldn’t take Pete Campbell?, Patrick Gavin landed some good interviews this week and did so wearing a polo shirt, Jake Tapper went inside the RNC War Room and survived, it’s a girl!, Rep. Austin Scott (@AustinScottGA08) is now following us on Twitter, Paul Lindsay fires off …

Zombies took over the House floor, David Almacy is five years old on Twitter, you should probably know Raffi Williams, good luck leaving Scott Graves a voicemail, MavPAC got the USA Today treatment, Alec Baldwin remember his days as a Congressional intern, are Pentagon contractors targeting USA Today reporters?, President …