FamousDC presents … the Top 10 Reasons Why David Obey is Retiring 10. He’s not retiring. He’s Favreing. 9. The playful flirting is finally over: He’s gonna ask Flake to marry him. 8. His elbow was numb 7. Chuck Todd’s goatee told his beard to get outta the House 6. …

And we thought the gentleman from North Carolina would get Senatized.

Want to win a The Fix t-shirt? Who doesn’t? Go play the the Fix’s Primary prediction contest! Here’s the email from Mr. Cillizza: Voters are voting in Ohio, Indiana and North Carolina! And, as always when actual ballots are being cast, we hold a primary prediction contest — allowing Fixistas …

Meet Chris Cillizza: the basketball playing, rap dancing, trivia night organizing, obsessive political reporter for the Washington Post. Mr. Fix spent a few minutes between deadlines and dinner parties to answer five questions for one of our FamousDC Famous 5 interviews. Famous Five Questions: Chris Cillizza 1. You just launched …

Doug Heye: “I’m known as the Johnny Drama of Capitol Hill.” Adrian Grenier: “Oh, I’m so sorry.”

Happy Monday. What a weekend: White House Correspondents Dinner, pre-parties, post-parties, brunches, NASCAR under the lights in Richmond, beautiful weather for Gold Cup, the Kentucky Derby, Floyd Mayweather Jr. earned his money, and and somehow Conan won the weekend.

Christian Bourge Nia-Malika Henderson Samantha Horner Keith Koffler Amber McDonald Beth Sullivan Ryan Thompson Lauren Torlone Brad Traverse Sam Youngman

The Daily Caller is hot like fire, the Yankees visited the White House, Chris Cooley got pulled over, Duck Cheney still gets police escorts in DC, Washington sports still #fail, the Capitals were elim8ted, prom parties got an early start, James Jones not funny, Casino Jack premiere drags Bob Ney …

Rick Klein and Ana Marie Cox are working the red carpet. Working the Red Carpet …

Dueling Web Videos DNC RNC h/t Mike Allen’s Playbook RELATED: Full time line

Is C-SPAN 3 R-rated? Does Senator Levin need some of this?

From the front page of today’s The Hill: Emily Goodin: Party-crasher crackdown for this weekend’s correspondents’ gala

It’s electric. h/t Ericka Andersen

Does Tweeting count as lobbying? WaPo’s Cecilia Kang: Undercover persuasion by tech industry lobbyists Why pay for a golf trip, dinner or full-page ad when you can tweet for free?