Kim Kardashian and Doug Heye wish Joy to the World this holiday season.

This incident outside Dirksen was captured by Matthew Gagnon. Capitol Police tackle a potential Senate shooter in the snow.

Brendan Daly, former Communications Director for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, will soon join Ogilvy has the Executive Vice President and National Director for Public Affairs. Daly had been with Pelosi since 2002. We wish him the best. h/t Mike Allen

FishbowlDC: House of Reps. Shuts Down Perez Hilton Human Events Senior Editor Emily Miller tipped us off that the House of Reps. blocked the Perez Hilton gossip site from its servers.

Run! H/T Alex Wong

Last Words: “You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan.”

Meet Nelson Lewis. You simply can’t make this stuff up. FishbowlDC’s Matt Dornic & Betsy Rothstein have all your coverage: Former FNC Booker Facing Charges for Impersonating a Congressman His Excellency Nelson Lewis Morning Dose of ‘His Excellency’ Weirdness Craziest Cat in Town (Continued…) Five Easy Steps to Faux Diplomacy

WTOP: New owners of Brickskeller reveal plans for bar WASHINGTON – The new owners of a famous D.C. bar known for its extensive beer menu aren’t changing much – except for the name. Megan Merrifield and her husband are buying The Brickskeller, a haven for beer lovers on 22nd Street …

“F*** the President!” – unidentified House Democratic Member of Congress CQ-Roll Call’s Anna Palmer: Profanity, Anger Spill Over in House Democratic Caucus Meeting One unidentified lawmaker went so far as to mutter “f— the president” while Rep. Shelley Berkley (D-Nev.) was defending the package the president negotiated with Republicans. Berkley …

During the filming of Palin’s show, they apparently didn’t really  speak to each other, had “zero chemistry” and Kate thought the food served was “terrible.” Geez, come to think of it, that sounds like our last blind date. US Magazine: Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin Had “Zero Chemistry” on “Terrible” Trip …

And we thought parking was bad before. New York Times: Junk Food Is a Source of Comfort on Capitol Hill Leading the charge is the Matchbox Food Group, DC-3’s parent company, which began with a pizza joint in nearby Chinatown and has recently opened a sister “pizza bistro” on Eighth …

FDC supports local artists. Meet Joel Church I developed my new DC neighborhood product line to reflect the strong sense of neighborhood pride here — Hill residents love the Hill, Mt. Pleasantites love Mt. Pleasant, etc. Unfortunately there just aren’t a lot of products out there to reflect this. Sure, …

SJL watches C-SPAN, more than $27,000 worth of concert tickets to the Fillmore were stolen, write it in, there are folks straight killing it, Artur Davis is taking on the establishment, Famously Facebooked made a return, the aliens are here, spelling is hard, Governor Barbour made the DC rounds, tell …

Government gals reinventing themselves to focus on creative DC weddings? Count us in. Julianne Smith and Nole Garey used to work for the Department of State & The White House. Now they’re all about fresh ideas and inspiration at United With Love. They grew tired of stuffy black suits and …

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