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Who doesn’t love a good list?  And regardless of whether you’re on this one or not – it’s sure to spark some water cooler chatter this week. Roll Call’s Fabulous Fifty If you’re #51 – this list is the worst thing that’s ever happened to your career.  If you made …

Yes, this week may never end and we’re going to burn the midnight oil through the weekend. What if we weren’t working on the hill? We could: Lead fishing trips in the Virgin Islands Be ESPN Stat Boy Be a Super Model Be a Professional Golfer Cook for John Madden …

Checking out the latest article on the Politico has never been this much fun for Capitol Hill interns.   Thank goodness for Ben Smith, sports betting and some good ole American style football.

She might call herself the “Hotfile,” but her latest episode could have put fire to sleep. One of YouTube’s favorite darlings spent an entire episode ranting about Todd Palin’s inability to show up to court. And then went off on his lawyer, at which at that point we fell asleep. …

Mike Allen’s Playbook said to ask Cillizza about his 26 women. It got our attention and we’ll work to get answers for you, but we bet Patrick Gavin beats us to it. Playbook:  ASK FIX ABOUT HIS 26 WOMEN

As you’re enjoying your morning coffee we’ll review things we like… Ryder Cup….America….f yeah Tom Williams Working College Football Twitter Eastern Market 20515 Cable News Longworth

7 catches, 72 yards Cooley 1 Cardinals 0 Wasps 0

Nora and crew over at Last Call …priceless. • Since they were already in the congressional parking deck to tow Charlie Rangel‘s ’72 Mercedes, Capitol Police took the opportunity haul off Byrd‘s horse-drawn carriage, too.

Marissa Conrad and Jesseka Kadylak pulled together a great list of where to watch NFL football games in D.C. Washingtonian: Football Fever: Where to Watch Your Team Note to self: Avoid Pour House and Steelers fans on Sunday.

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Don’t look now, but several FamousDC reporters are blowing up big time by spending an evening on the front of the Drudge Report. Let’s review which reporters get to a) show proof to their bosses they were at work and not the Cap Lounge and b) explain to their parents …

We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

The votes are in. The ballots have been counted. Senator Cornyn’s press office is straight Texas heat. The hottest press duo on the hill … Lauren Bean and Tina Gray Roll Call: Hill Climbers: Political Beginnings

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …