I ran Fannie Mae into the ground requiring a taxpayer funded bailout and all I got was this $8.25 million house.

Do you think things are bad? … You could… turn off the TV … hang in the dumps … ring the alarm bell … lead the team in catches or drop hockey pucks

Doonesbury is making more people FamousDC.  But let’s be honest, if you’re former Hill staffer Andrew Shore, you gotta be loving this, right?

Did you see any of your FamousDC K Street friends, colleagues, or relatives in today’s Doonesbury?

Perhaps we can help you, much like we helped out Girl of Words.  Although, we’re not quite sure if this is some sort of back-handed compliment.

He can’t get enough. JoMa: How to Win Tennessee

We’re all very glad the Skins won, but please don’t brag about Santana Moss going catch-less and opening up holes for the rest of the team. It KILLED our fantasy team this week. Chris Cooley: No Flying for the Eagles I finally put a touchdown on the stat sheet. I …

Happy Monday morning. Here are a few links to enjoy with your coffee. Who are we kidding? Its recess. Congress is gone. Enjoy these links after you roll into office and need to kill an hour before you head out for lunch. Who will be big 10 years from now? …

Our inbox has been chirping for the last few minutes with rumors about Luke’s appearance on Fox this Monday morning- and we’re please to announce, those rumors have now been confirmed. The fans have spoken and the campaigning has paid off.  Finally, Luke will appear with his good friend Megyn …

It’s official, Luke Hatzis is Capitol Hill’s favorite celebrity.  But why has he yet to go on Fox’s  “America Morning” show?   Better yet, why hasn’t Megyn Kelly hired Luke to be her door guy?

So your boss changes her vote on the $700 million bailout. Do you … a) Put your head down and hope nobody notices? b) Give your boss a disguise and tell her to vote quickly. c) Pitch the story to the AP and get a picture and profile of your …

Don’t let the recent Fox News fame fool you, Luke Hatzis is still one of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.  And to prove it, we decided to dig a little deeper and show you the real Luke. For all the FamousDC fans who’ve emailed …

Rusty, former editor of Why I Hate DC, ain’t too happy.  Why?  Because the blog he help launch into stardom has recently pooped the nest. Rusty, who moved to Columbus, Ohio to pursue a career in adult films, has been checking the progress of the site’s new editor, Liz, and …

MEMO TO GOV. PALIN, FROM THE DESK OF KEVIN MADDEN: “What about Kevin Six-Pack? Why am I always overlooked and neglected? Everyone always focuses on Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe. It’s all I ever heard growing up. Kevin Six-Pack votes too, y’know.”[playbook] Madden’s memo was in reference to Gov. Palin trying …