Tip: Try this or this before your next movement. [h/t Moe]

Get ready to get your South on.  The Taste of the South committee is geared up and ready to rock this year, case in point, their fresh new web design. The save the date is May 17, 2008 – but not to worry, we’ll be reminding you plenty before then. …

What planet has DMX been on? [out to lunch] Malkin shocked BO said God Bless America [w/ pride] Where did he go? [under construction] You know who’s having a great week? [the Clintons] McCain won’t bow to religious right [chutzpah]

Check out this banner ad on Drudge [movie] Thinking of retiring? [up the creek] In case you hadn’t received this 20 times already [one more time] A girl, a chair and a lesson in communication [you tube made me famous]

Hillary Clinton recently recalled a trip she took to Bosnia, with ex-funnyman Sinbad.  While Clinton attempted to portray the situation there as “perilous,” Sinbad apparently was not: … at which Sinbad said the most difficult choice was where to get lunch. General Togo West then attempted to defend Hillary by …

Take a crack at a caption … [and thanks to the tipster that sent the pic]

The House will go into a rare closed session Thursday night to debate a controversial electronic surveillance legislation. Even way more exciting than that … It is the first closed session since 1983 and only the fifth in congressional history. [boo-yah] During the session, the chamber will discuss an update …

We’ve reported on the woes of Nancy’s fancy new cafeteria, and while reviews have not been good for Team Green- it’s only because everything is changing, and some people just don’t adapt well to change – especially when has to do with comfort food. Cage-free eggs are one thing, but …

h/t to HotAir.com and Jason Mattera of YAF.

Bringing Down the House the movie [21] — hit me! Email lists and vlogs on the way to the White House [Ruffini] The Christians weigh in on Ferraro [WWJD] Memo to the Democratic Majority [tighten up]

If elected, [longshot] this will come back to bite Jimbo in the rear.  Trust me.  Still, it’s clever.

The post is worth it – but the video, even better.

Update: Politico covers the vote scandal [long, drawn out story] —— House Republicans are all sorts of hacked off that Democratic leaders violated ethics rules they put in place at the beginning of the 110th Congress. Last night Democrats held open a vote in order to twist arms long enough …

Spitzer To Announce Resignation In The Hour: Sources The New York Post: Gov. Eliot Spitzer has decided to resign and will begin notifying top state officials of his decision just after 9 a.m., The Post has learned.