Will the Real Scott Please Stand Up? McClellan’s #2 is going after his former boss on the editorial pages of the Washington Post. And it’s good. He ends with this: Perhaps you have had an epiphany. Maybe it is better to appease terrorists and let them fight us here instead …

UPDATE: Sameer wins National Spelling Bee. See ya on Leno. Sameer Mishra, an 8th Grader from West Lafayette, Indiana, brought a little much-needed humor to the National Spelling Bee when he was asked to spell the word numnah, but mistakenly thought he was told to spell numnuts. Hilarity ensues.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I need sand … Perhaps Scott McClellan is looking to bury his head in it.

Taxi cab receipts are the equivalent of gold in DC. Reimbursements are necessary and profitable. Try claiming $20.00 for a ride across town without one, and you’ll soon understand what we mean.

Al Franken’s latest role, attempting to play a grown-up, isn’t working out so well. From Real Clear Politics: A Playboy article written in 2000 by current Minnesota Democratic Senate candidate Al Franken has caused a maelstrom of outrage — and not just from the opposing party. … With just a …

The Metro is the lifeblood of DC travel, [lucky you] especially since gas prices have shot through the Capitol Dome. You can get just about anywhere within the district on the Metro.  And even some places you’d never want to. If you have no idea what the “Metro” is, we’ll …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. “Hello, I am looking for turtle shells . If you are out hiking or just happen to come across any please pick them up. I will buy them from you . I do not want live turtles, to take them out …

Is McClellan, gellin‘? He’s certainly all the rage these days. “I hope they paid him a lot of money because after his few minutes are up he will be a ghost in Republican circles.” -Todd Boulanger of Cassidy and Associates commenting on Scott McClellan’s new book, “What Happened” (MSNBC, May …

If there was ever any question on how best to spot a douche bag roaming the streets of DC, this blog might just have the answers you’re looking for. From Douche in DC: Unfortunately for our generation, the term “Douche” has largely lost the intense sting it once possessed. Thrown …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I have a Greasecar that runs on used veggie oil. I have a large trip coming up and I am trying to gather 150 gallons so if you have any you used for frying or whatever that you do not need …

Some would argue that this is one of the only leisure activities a young Hill staffer can both afford and enjoy. Your drinking time is important and how you approach your drinking will make all the difference in the size of your wallet and the smoke screen that is your …

According to Page Six, Rep. Tony Weiner loves Hillary’s “body” woman. “REP. Anthony Weiner had a reason for accompanying Hillary Clinton to Puerto Rico over the weekend besides currying the Latino vote for a mayoral run and besides his abiding loyalty to the hapless presidential candidate: his romance with Huma …

Attention PR and campaign experts: Do not attempt to replicate this gimmick when gas prices are at $4.00 a gallon. An attention-grabbing stunt by a top Democratic recruit intended to highlight the high price of gasoline instead turned into a public relations embarrassment for the campaign. … Business consultant Dan …

Via RedState. “When You Suck At Your Job, Quit And Write A Book Ripping Your Old Boss Who Stuck With You” Tell us how you really feel, Mr. Haystack.