Hold on to your wallets… Why.I.Hate.DC has a fantastic post on their most recent DC experience – getting mugged. While the story is partly serious, there’s still plenty of humor injected into the post. Our favorite excerpts: “I won’t let him touch my right pocket. It was part outrage and …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking to buy some of the used flipflop costumes that all the smartass Republicans made during the 2004 election to mock John Kerry’s indecision. These will be lovingly cared for and re-used during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election to …

For those loyal FDC readers who couldn’t log on earlier today, we have someone you can blame for that – Danica Patrick and her a-hole business partners at GoDaddy.com. In-between counting their money and fueling their corporate jets, the good folks at Blow Daddy decided that they’d give one of …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Are you looking to get rid of a LEGO collection? Both political parties looking for something to do, while nobody works to fix gas prices.

Remember Tom DeLay? Well, after he walked away from congress, folks came from everywhere, circus included, to replace him. Including her. A man in love with himself. And at one time, this guy, who tried to run, but was told it would be best if he just quietly went away. …

So bad, even churches are trying to distance themselves… The Baptist Temple church in Alexandria, VA has seen such a rapid decline in membership, they felt it time to re-brand in order to wash their hands of any preconceived notions. [Where’d they go?] “We’re probably the most progressive church in …

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. LOOKING FOR A LAWYER TO DEFEND ME … Could be one of many GOPers.

On the historic eve of this Nation’s first ever African American Presidential nominee, the RNC ad geniuses introduced Sam, their brand new “white” elephant. As if a white elephant wasn’t offensive enough, this double entendre might be the gift that doesn’t keep on giving for the RNC. White Elephant: [defined] …

His Extremeness has done it again.

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Need Crawlspace Cleared… Is Hillary looking to hide disappear for a while?

Dear Jane, In order to represent the people, it’s imperative that you act like the people. Just because you write the laws, doesn’t mean you’re above them. Although, we do love your SUV – very foreign of you. Is it a hybrid? Regards, FDC Editors 2601 PARKING AND OTHER NON-MOVING …

From Ambinder: So the RNC, in its video on Democrats who’ve criticized Obama, plays a sound bite of Sen. John Edwards noting Obama’s “high-falutin” language. The accompanying translation posted by the RNC also has Edwards talking about hot air… just hot air of a different kind.

From several Cap Hill tipsters: “The U.S. Capitol Police have just issued an alert of tornado warnings in the metropolitan area. We have been advised to stay inside & move away from the windows.”

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking to get a refrigerator so I can build a kegerator for my house… Congressman Kagen, that’s awfully clever of you.