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Big, Bad, Self-Promoting John
Did Sen. John Cornyn produce a tribute video for himself? Well, even if he did, we’re not in the business of making fun of anyone with the nickname Big, Bad John.
Sunday Sports
The amount of sports today is kind of scary. I am going to break it down for you. (All times are Eastern) 2:00 Final Round of the US Open at Torrey Pines. NBC 2:00 College World Series on ESPN. Honestly, I am not going to watch this. I just figured …
Reports: Tim Russert, Dead
From the NY Post UPDATE: Patrick Gavin at FishbowlDC is constantly updating Tim Russert related news. You can’t read all the statements pouring in without being moved. Sundays won’t be the same. SECOND UPDATE: FishbowlDC has In Memoriam: Day 2
Tip #6 Gas Stations in D.C.
This is easy, there are only [about] three. One out near the Watergate, one somewhere on 10th and P and one on Capitol Hill. Treat these gas stations like any emergency exit at your job – memorize their location. There’s nothing worse than hunting for gas stations that don’t exist …
Friday the 13th Power Outage!
Reportedly in and around K St… Fire reported at metro center. All intersections are down. Metros stopped running. Dogs and cats living together. Clinton picks up three super delegates. Offices closing early. Panic ensues. If you have details or a good story – email us at [email protected]
Please Sir, Put Your Twitter Machine Back in Your Pocket
Earlier this week we wrote about the Politico’s obsession with 100 year-old senile white men who carry around blackberries. Well, because politics and technology are so darn groovy, the story doesn’t end there. Tech President, a community for politically hip techies, just bench pressed yet another riveting example of technology …
What a Sweet Pain In the Gas
On Monday morning, Capitol Hill resident Chris Frates got into his car only to discover he had been robbed – of gas. What makes this mildly entertaining, Frates is a reporter for the Politico. Patrick Gavin thinks it’s “further proof that normal, everyday people hate reporters.” We tend to agree. …
May the Schwartz Be With You
If you’ve ever wondered what it would take for an elected member of congress to piss off an entire constituency, the train wreck below is a pretty good example. Listen to how Rep. Allyson Schwartz defines “middle class” America. $250,000 ??? Lay off the pipe, lady. Not all of us …
We Was Robbed
Last week we wrote about an online contest we decided to participate in. And while we felt our answers didn’t enitrely suck, unlike the rest, we were certain we had a fightin’ chance. Well, we were wrong. Apparently our answers did suck. From Washwords, the online host of the rigged …
Famously Wanted
Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for an old blobsled. Can be old and in any condition. Mitt Romney hoping to relive the glory days as an honorary Olympian – or perhaps just looking for décor for his new $12 million mansion.
Breaking News: Politico Discovers Earth Not Flat
Well, not quite, but the story they did decide to write begs the question- have they run out of content to cover, or are we the only ones who don’t give a flying leap if a 100 year-old Senator is enamored with his blackberry? The Politico: “People who mull such …
One Bump at a Time
Obama is at it again with the fist bumps. This time he greets North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley with a “bump” after Easley introduced Obama at an event at the state fairgrounds in Raleigh.
Weiner Cock Blocks American Models
Rep. Anthony Weiner is hard up lately over prized foreign fashion models looking for work in the US. Weiner, who’s been in the news lately because he’s diddling Hillary’s body gal- is again making headlines – and once more, it involves beautiful women. Weiner, who represents parts of Queens and …