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Yes We CANtor
The Eric Cantor for VP train is gaining momentum. And proof of that is in the fact that RedState, a neighborhood for conservative junkies, recently endorsed Cantor. And with less than 24 hours until an announcement is made, the question remains, will their bid yield influence? According to the Politico, …
Seeking Search Engine Optimization Help
You could see it coming from miles away, but it has been made official- Jim Slattery’s campaign apologized to Sen. Roberts for calling him an a-hole. Democrat Jim Slattery’s campaign has apologized for an e-mail sent to thousands of people that contained a crude word to describe Republican Sen. Pat …
Boulder Police Pissed Denver Cops Are Having All the Fun
So to prove they’re still bored relevant, they arrested an ABC News reporter for doing their job. Cuffs and everything. h/t RedState UPDATE: FishbowlDC has much more – including pictures. Cuz they’re that good.
Vote or Fly [Commercial]
Legendary rapper Puff Daddy has had about enough of these high gas prices. They’re so high, he’s been forced to travel on a commercial airliner. [like the rest of us] His only, very simple request, “Whoever the next president is, please lower the gas prices.” Vote or Fly! Note: Every …
Hyper Hill
Follow us on the ole Twitter machine [Tweets] Terrible sitcom [re-runs] Ace all stoked about the Alaska primaries [bastards]
Remote Control Politics
Below is an email buzzing around the Senate office buildings re; tv outages and channel changes. For those Senate staffers playing at home, yes, this is the 11th notice you’ve received. According to a FDC tipster, they’ve changed all of the television channels so many times, “I barely watch TV …
Why Should Romney Be Chosen? Because He Likes Pizza
And so the jockeying and speculation as to who McCain will should pick as a running mate continues… Robert Bluey is all in for Virginia Congressman Eric Cantor – and is reporting that his name was somehow dropped from the RNC speaking roster – perhaps lending clues as to whether …
Our Twitter Feed Is Straight Blazing
If you’re not on our Twitter page, then you haven’t heard what Craig from Craigslist said about Jon Stewart’s search history … join in
Name Calling is the Most Sincere Form of Slattery
Here’s a quick lesson in campaigning … don’t give interns administrator privileges – ever, or let them drink on the job. The below email [believe it or not] was sent out by Jim Slattery’s campaign earlier today. Jim Slattery, [sweet name] is the brave individual who was tricked by his …
Do Sherrod Brown and Billy Mays Have the Same Mama?
This is a must see clip – so let us set the stage… Sherrod Brown is a Senator from Ohio. He’s also notorious for his over-the-top delivery and has, on several occasions, been compared to Billy Mays. But never like this. Thank you YouTube. Don’t know who Billy Mays is? …
When is the Virtual Cage Match?
GOP web pioneer Michael Turk is at it again – and by “it”, we mean he’s again going after Democratic rival and good “friend” Matt Stoller. This dust up is over Stoller’s admission that McCain is hiding cancer. It is very likely that McCain has cancer or some other serious …
NY Delegates Warned About Boozing at DNC
Look, altitude does crazy things to your tolerance. [boozy] DENVER — The New York state Democratic party devoted a page in its information packet to three separate warnings to its delegation about how hard booze hits the system in mile-high Denver. … On a page titled “high-altitude tips” in a …
McCain Lands a Very Flavorful Endorsement
In case you were wondering [because we were] who Latin hip hop sensation Daddy Yankee was going to endorse for president, wait no longer. His boy… John McCain [for reals] Which brings us to this – will McCain embrace this endorsement and learn how to do the Daddy Yankee dance? …
Hyper Hill
Lands a date [great recs] Anarchy at the gym [primal scream] Who does this? [bicycle tree lock]