…Elves still remain undecided.  Campaign promises to open campaign office in North Pole.

Don’t worry people -the Treasury Department assures us they’re working hard in an attempt not to screw things up worse. h/t pinto 

Mostly entertaining – partly disturbing.  Can you tell the difference between an “Oh” face and a GOP face?  [look out for nose hairs] Spotted at Anne’s house.

They’re two of the funniest political celebrities to ever stumble upon YouTube. They have a cult following, tons of fans, sweet gear and if you’ve missed them thus far- well, welcome to the internet. They’re Jackie and Dunlap – the most hilarious redneck duo ever to grace our web page. …

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…spotted at Extreme’s house.

We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

Remember this bear?  The one found wandering on the Texas Coast moments before Hurricane Ike made landfall.  Well, apparently the storm surge kicked his ass, because he was found washed up Columbia Heights. And he’s causing all sorts of problems.

Joe Biden is doing jingles for the Village’s Retirement Resort, so it’s only appropriate that when President Bush retire, he join a village of his own. 

Dear RCN Cable of Washington, DC Can you please tell me who won between the Cowboys and Eagles on Monday Night Football? I wouldn’t know, BECAUSE THE DAMN CABLE WENT OUT TWICE. I couldn’t even check online because your lovely internet service went down as well. I hate Comcast, but …

We need our DC Douche fix.  What’s going on over there?

Our friends over at the FFX blog, have uncovered an interesting picture… It seems as if members of Congress, who are too busy to work on energy legislation, have had enough time create themselves some useful new parking signs.  This gem was recently spotted on Capitol Hill. FFX blog writes: …

Initial reports indicate that it’s Geraldo Rivera in the bear costume.  More as it develops…

Proof is in the video below. And yes, it’s shocking that Meteorologist Geraldo Rivera was standing in the middle of a storm.  He never does such silly things. His classic line after being knocked on his ass by a wave:  “I’m going to be a YouTube star now.” Yes you …

Last night, DC celebrities gathered for “Washington’s Funniest Celebrity” contest.  Contestants included Gov. Mike Huckabee, tax man Grover Norquist, CNN’s Jamie McIntyre and Politco’s James Kotecki. After the train wreck concluded, the Judges announced the winner.  Shockingly, the Governor won. According to Yeas and Nays, who were also judges, Kotecki …