If you’re good with a knife and have entirely too much time on your hands.  Go here.  h/t Extreme Halloween

If you weren’t fed up enough with Nancy’s new kitchen, now you have one more reason to rage. House Cafeteria Prices to Rise Next Week [Roll Call] Prices in the House cafeterias will soon increase, with most food items costing from 10 percent to 20 percent more – and some …

From our good friend Anne.  Who doesn’t love a little awkward PDA? MGH: We’ve got our eyes on you. Those are the initials of a woman who works in the Dirksen building and who is often, continually, almost always spotted making out in a hallway in the Hart building with …

What’s even more awesome is that Mickey Mouse gets to vote.  [say cheese]

FDC only sends its operatives to Washington’s classiest locations, which is why we were NOT surprised to get these pictures of Washington Redskins Santana Moss, Clinton Portis, and Rock Cartwright enjoying wings, burgers, and some more attractive entrees at the Chinatown Hooters Wednesday night. The trio was spotted relaxing before …

An FDC tipster writes: “Kevin Madden is on CNN and he’s definitely dying his hair.  Perhaps he’s also working on an endorsement deal.” Is it true?

Hey, don’t worry about the fact that the economy is wading around in the toilet.  And don’t fret about the fact that your retirement savings will likely be half of what it was two months ago – the Washington Post has good news for you – they just released their …

Hugh Hewitt has a wonderful idea.  He wants to write a book about Gov. Sarah Palin.  Only, there’s one problem.  Nobody knows if it’ll be fiction or non fiction. Why? Because the book idea he’s shopping around is entitled “How Sarah Palin Won the Election … and Saved America.” Shockingly, …

If you’re having a bad hair day or ducking from reporters – wear one of these.  It’s sure to be a hot commodity. h/t Washington Whispers

Doonesbury is making more people FamousDC.  But let’s be honest, if you’re former Hill staffer Andrew Shore, you gotta be loving this, right?

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According to most everyone that watched the debate last night, including Matt Drudge, it was painfully boring. But for one lone blogger, it was quite the opposite. Ed Morrissey of HotAir.com, seems to be the only person in the United States that felt last night’s affair was nothing short of …

What we’re about to show you might save your career, personal life or at the least, your reputation.  Have you ever experienced sender’s remorse after firing off an email? Are you a press flack that got misquoted, so instead of just drinking the anger away, you clicked send on a …

Perhaps we can help you, much like we helped out Girl of Words.  Although, we’re not quite sure if this is some sort of back-handed compliment.

If only we were lucky enough to actually get lobbyists to hop in a car and race away from us. Until then, this will have to do.  [start your engines and get your charity on]