Thank you Mr. Mortman, you’re too kind… FamousDC: Up 12 Points In All The Latest Tracking Polls

Dear Professor Smith, I’m sorry that I didn’t show up for class on Thursday.  I was hungover – but for good reason. A few of my buddies and I are developing a beer that can fight cancer.  No, seriously, we are.  The easy part is drinking it – as proved …

And you think you’re having a bad day…

McCain kicks off the “We Could See This Coming From A Mile Away Tour…”

Yesterday, Gov. Sarah Palin decided to use her “phone a friend” lifeline and called fellow conservative, and current “View” host, Elizabeth Hasselbeck to ask her if she’d make some appearances with her this weekend. The former “Survivor” contestant accepted.  [Take that Whoopi] “Governor Palin asked me to be with her …

It’s been a while since we checked in with our friend, the Hotfile – mainly because she’s been relatively absent when it comes to posting videos.  [although we do enjoy the new artwork in her studio.] So when we did take a few moments to check in with Ms. Hotfile’s …

How many local FamousDC people do you know in this one Daily Show clip?  And how many of them will feature it on their Facebook page?

He told everyone he was on a “fact finding mission” and would be right back.  So you can imagine how disappointed some of the McElves were when they saw him on CNN holding an Obama sign. Although, it’s not the first time Santa has been spotted supporting the Obama campaign.

Here’s to hoping this threat is not real. —–Original Message—– From: Roll Call [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:22 PM To: America, Captain Subject: Breaking News From RollCall.com ROLL CALL – The Newspaper of Capitol Hill Since 1955 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 Breaking News Five Senate Offices Receive Bomb …

Congressional CAO Dan Beard’s trusty spokesman, Jeff Ventura, has leveled another quick-witted blow at Capitol Hill staffers.  This one comes on the heels of the cafeteria price hike. The charge, led by staffer Brian Diffell, has begun to pick up some steam.  So much so, Roll Call recently reported about …

In case you were wondering, Sen. John Kerry, when joking about his under-garments recently, explained that he prefers to roll commando – and as for John McCain, according to Sen. Kerry, he wears adult diapers. At least while the country is in the toilet, we’re able to talk about like-minded …

Stop the presses prices! A group of tech savvy Capitol Hill staffers are working hard for the money – and proof can be found by clicking here. Apparently the rage over cafeteria prices in the House Office buildings has not let up.  So what’s a group of really pissed off …

Last week PA Congressman Jack Murtha called some of his constituents “racists” and as you can imagine, that didn’t go over well. This week, in hopes of cleaning up his image, Murtha reverted back to the name calling.  This time, instead of dropping the racist bomb, he cleaned it up …

If you were sitting around waiting for a dead moose from New Jersey to tell you who you should vote for – wait no longer… Does this mean Big Mouth Billy Bass is on the line for McCain? [moving on]

It was only a matter of time until something like this popped up.  We feel everyone should channel their inner-plumber and take a “crack” at this.