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Redneck Genius

Barney, President Bush’s dog, was fed up with the treatment his daddy (W) has been receiving from the mainstream media and finally took matters into his own paws [actually, mouth] today. He bit a Reuters reporter. Barney quietly walked away, but was very open with the media when later asked …

We’ve received a few emails this morning asking about the post-election journo shuffle that’s going to take place in the coming weeks – and while we were ready to roll it out today, we’re still waiting to hear back from a few important sources [translation: we’re lazy] and have decided …

Our friends Jackie and Dunlap, who recently stopped by FamousDC for an interview, decided to pick up and move North following an Obama victory. Fed up over Obama’s victory, the desperate Jackie and Dunlap head to the Great White North. There’s only one person persuasive enough to lure them back …

RNC Break Make Out Sessions This email rolled into the FDC inbox late last night. Despite a rather somber mood on election night, not all was drab over at the RNC. At around 8:45, two (assumed) hill-staffers were caught making out in a car parked in Cannon’s lot 1 (parked …

How much will Jim Billimoria’s [Communications Director/Committee on Ways & Means] father get taxed if he wins money tonight on Wheel of Fortune?  Tune in to find out. h/t Facebook

If you haven’t, you’re likely not a baseball stats freak.  If you have, you’re likely not surprised that he nearly nailed the electoral numbers last night.  [and it had nothing to do with luck] How close was he?  Scary close.  But it comes as no surprise that the nation’s most …

If you’re unclear as to what an “Obama baby” is, check back in late July – or click here for context clues.

Extreme Mortman points out something we had to see to believe about Patrick Gavin and Jeff Dufour.

Perhaps more exciting than a reality television show starring White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel running the Oval Office … the below book:

Last night this country witnessed history. This morning, Democrats witnessed a lot of Republicans fighting over the classified ads. For those poor Republicans who woke up in a cold sweat and realized, “Oh Shit” I don’t have a job for very much longer – we encourage you to embrace your …

According to sobering reports coming from folks here at the bar with us, we know who will be president tomorrow.

A very smart loyal reader just sent this picture in [knowing we here at FDC would surely feature it].  The email subject line read: “Can’t get enough of my FDC.” Trust us, we know photographic art when we see it – and yes, we’re flattered. We appreciate all of our …

We have no idea if the below blurb is true, but if so, it’s likely going to freak some people out.  Just saying. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer to interview hologram strategists on election night As the news networks spend oodles of cash in order to one-up the other with whiz-bang visuals …

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Election Day is finally here. For some folks in DC, it comes after months of hard work on the campaign trail. For others, it’s just another day. But whether you’re a government employee, campaign junkie, Hill staffer or journalist – starting tomorrow morning, the times, they are a changin.’ And …