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Redneck Genius

Thank you, Captain Obvious.  [Georgia wisdom]

If Capitol Hill was a fraternity, Patrick Gavin would likely be Social Chair.  And if he really did write a book, we’re guessing the cover would look something like this.

Extreme Mortman is no Martin Eisenstadt.

Back when Alaska’s favorite lady was on the campaign trail, she got some flap about her high-priced wardrobe.  Since then, Palin has made it clear that she was not use to wearing such nice things and even said “she couldn’t wait to return to her consignment shop back in Anchorage.” …

David Drucker has decided to forgo his Roll Call promotion and instead become a dog whisperer.  And while this new adventure might come as a surprise to those who know the tough-nosed reporter, it’s no secret that David has an uncanny ability to walk large packs of dogs at a …

Monday we handed out the FamousDC Golf Clap of the Week Award to the fictional character Martin Eisenstadt who posed as a senior McCain aide.  Turns out Martin, who was quoted throughout the election, duped a whole bunch of people, including dozens of bloggers.  But don’t worry blog stars, for …

It’s no mystery that Google is a powerful force.  Just how powerful has yet to be determined- But if the latest Google experiment is any indicator, you ought to be a bit nervous the next time you go to look something up on your favorite search engine. From Drudge: GOOGLE …

YouTube is offering a groundbreaking contest in which the winner will receive $100,000. The premise of the contest: Make a video that doesn’t suck. In a press conference which can be seen below, a YouTube spokesperson states: “The only requirement for our winning video is that it be somewhat watchable …

Leave it up to the federal government to find creative ways to “use” our money.  Their latest stroke of brilliance, let the FCC sponsor a NASCAR race car. Hoping to rev up awareness for the transition to digital TV, the Federal Communications Commission is putting up $350,000 for a three-race …

What a Tangled Web We Weave Here’s a quick recap of what’s going on… Last week, FoxNews reported that some bitter McCain staffers were trashing Sarah Palin and why she wasn’t cut out to be Veep.  Tonight, the supposed staffer doing all the talking outed himself – or did he? …

Recently-elected Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins (KS) needs to fill a few key staff positions before she comes to Washington: 1. Chief of Staff 2. Press secretary 3. Staff assistant 4. Divorce Lawyer 5. Babysitter How many Kansas campaign staffers had to keep this secret?

According to the Pat G, via The Hill, Chuck Todd has jumped the shark.  Read why here.

If you’re MSNBC, what’s the best way to improve your slumping ratings? 1. Hope that Obama taps Chris Matthews as his super-secret press secretary? “This country needs a successful presidency,” Matthews said in addition to, ” I want to do everything I can to make this thing work, this new …

A couple weeks ago we posted a story about why, thanks to Obama’s Midas Touch, the University of Texas would match up against Penn State for the BCS Championship game. Our rationale: Obama had visited both football programs while campaigning [the only two football teams he visited this year]. We …

Now that the election is over and we don’t need a gaggle of reporters following every poll, statement, or press conference, what will happen to some of our favorites bloggers, pundits, and reporters? Luckily, FamousDC spent the past few days tracking down the next career moves and they’re below: Will …