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Mortman: At Least He Didn’t Call it “Jungle Fever”
Did former heavyweight Mike Huckabee rip off Spike Lee? The cleverest man in the blogosphere digs a little deeper.
Sen. Byrd To Be Replaced By Much Younger Chairman
People might think Joe Paterno is too old to coach the Nittany Lions, but he’d be a youngster compared to some of the current U.S. Senators. [84 years young]
Famously Polled
Which one of these seniors has more energy and would make a better E&C chairman? ( surveys)
Famously Patronized [The Intern edition]
When you’re a Capitol Hill intern and a newspaper interviews you for a story, there are a few guidelines you should follow. 1. Always be honest, but not totally honest. 2. Tell part of the story, but not all of it. 3. Understand that the story won’t turn out like …
Throw Mamma[.com] From the Train
Looks like Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban has been double-teaming his stock portfolio. [Lane violation]
Media Declares Nothing Was Done Before Obama
If you’ve been reading the coverage surrounding Obama’s totally awesome new YouTube video, you’d think internet did not exist pre-Obama. And just when we were certain that Al Gore was going to appear at Obama’s inauguration and officially pass the torch of the tubes, we realized, that’s not the case. …
Triple Sevens = Good Luck, Right?
We feel like today is a lucky day for FDC. We now have 777 Twitter friends. But why stop there? Join us. And don’t forget to keep the tips rolling in today by sending to [email protected]
What Happens to Political Reporters Post Election?
After spending endless nights on the campaign trail, it comes as little surprise that WaPo reporter Chris Cillizza is ready to pack it in. The Fix, as he often refers to himself, recently announced that he will not head to the White House to camp out next to Helen Thomas, …
Will There Be A Secretary of Twitter?
Attention Star Trek fans, e.Politics has announced their Presidential cabinet which features all of your favorite heroes. Left off the list, this guy. Positions of note: White House Chief of Staff: Peter Greenberger Who do you think is the REAL power behind the internet? Pulling in Google’s Man in DC …
Change You Can Photocopy
When it’s the gold standard in campaign websites, it’s no wonder foreign politicians want to steal it. [Xerox]
Rantworthy: Always Sunny In Phoenix
Note: If you have a rant or something you think is post worthy, email it to us at [email protected] or drop it in the comment section. As long as it doesn’t sound like a 3 year-old wrote it, you might just get front page love, like our friend PhoenixSunsPhan. ————- …
BREAKING: The Frustration’s Launch New Music Video
…And we were given the first official sneak peak. This amazing new video by The Frustrations is just a glimpse of what you’ll get if you join them tonight at the Rookery. The Frustrations … 11-14-2008 21:00 at The Rookery 2519 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, Washington DC 20037 Cost: Some … …
Michael Moore to “Tackle the Economy” In His Next Film
It’s unclear as to where the legendary buffet-goer filmmaker got his economics degree, but KFC is likely a good guess. [net flix]