Congratulations to Mayor Fenty and his wife on the birth of their new baby girl.  According to reports, it’s “the first female born into the mayor’s family in three generations.”   [if at first you don’t succeed] As for the birth taking place at an undisclosed hospital- that’s true. “Michelle …

Okay, that’s not entirely true – We will be pissed if this interrupts our annual Tim Allen Christmas movie.  [Damn you Hollywood]

When there are multiple turds in the punch bowl, apparently you blame the one that makes the calls. [Wizards fire Jordan]

President-Elect Obama, who’s yet to attend church [none of our business] since being elected, has instead found worship at the local gym. According to a lucky staffer tasked with smoothing things over with God, Obama doesn’t want to place burden on his fellow churchgoers. “Because they have a great deal …

Obesity is no longer a disease – It’s a privilege.  [We assume the seats are together]

Breaking News: Reports are coming out that one of the editors of FamousDC carried Politico reporter Ryan Grim in her womb for 9 months.

We’ll call this the “Are You Shitting Me?” video of the day. h/t Extreme Turkey

FamousDC is proud to present another installment of our “What Happens to Political Reporters Post Election?” series. Following a tiring campaign season, John Stanton decided he was done chasing down elected officials through the halls of the Capitol. Instead, he chased his dreams (and taste buds) and opened up “Crazy …

Okay, which one of these news orgs is right? Which one is wrong? Which one is trigger happy on the Breaking News button? Can someone please tell us what the hell is going on? Are we all about to own General Motors? If so, do we get to ride on …

There are more than a few members of congress that could learn a thing or two from professional golfer J.P. Hayes. Surprisingly, his lesson would be about how they could straighten up their lives, not their drives.  [Ethics 101: PGA style]

Some gossip is just so delicious we can’t pass it up.  Below is an example. About a month ago, our friend the Pumpernickel, posted about a recent date she went on.  It seems as if the date went great, up until the point she found out which team he played …

Congratulations to all the hard-working flaks who were honored last night at the Quinn & Gillespie annual Flak Bash. [Sounds a little dirty and we’re kind of pissed we weren’t invited] High honors went to Congressional Committee flaks Ken Spain and Jennifer Crider who both leap-frogged the competition in the …

Bill Clinton is like an athlete who can’t let go of his playing days.  [Chelsea for President?]

Note:  If you’re a CEO of one of the big three automakers and you’re coming to DC to beg for money, try traveling coach.  [PR nightmare]