Have you ever been so overjoyed with the results of "Dancing With the Stars" that you wandered outside and fired your gun into the air? If you’re a Missouri resident and answered yes to the above question, you should probably get that practice out of your system – quickly. According …

For the first time ever, Oprah has decided to share her magazine cover.  [strange choice of photo though]

This would explain the increase in TWIs [Twittering While Intoxicated] over the past few months.  [cheers]

Yesterday, Bobby Jindal was compared to a goofy comedian featured on NBC’s hit show "30 Rock."  Today, the Politico figured it was time to cast a GOP villain. The winner … [find out] Who will they cast tomorrow? UPDATE: CNN’s Jack Cafferty compares the GOP to a cartoon. [respect your …

Are you the crazy cat lady?  [meow] They told us to diversify and this is what happened [dammit] I’m not a lady [dating is dead]

The newest voice of the GOP can’t shave or drive. [who will it be next?]

Facebook Status Update: Kristy is 3 days cigarette free & miserable!!! Approach w/ Caution! See, it’s possible that not all FB updates have to suck.

What’s the deal with all these tea-bagging parties going on across the country?

We don’t mean to judge, but this is a little too much for even us… The Politico’s latest tabloid Pulitzer winning piece compares Gov. Bobby Jindal to Kenneth the “30 Rock” superstar. We understand the news cycle is so watered down these days, that things like Obama’s use of a …

UPDATE: It’s definitely not too late to get your favorite Twit entered into the Bracket Showdown.  And yes, the tip box now works. Earlier this week we unveiled what we hope will be a DC Battle of the Tweets – a March madness style Twitter bracket to determine who the …

Ignoring the fact that the colors of this website are awful, there’s something really creepy about this headline.  [thesaurus] h/t devine

Another crazy week… Brian Walsh #1 clarified via Facebook that there are indeed two gentleman who live in DC that go by the name Brian Walsh, David Almacy landed at Edelman, Patrick Gavin and Kevin Madden celebrated birthdays, Allison Kaminsky Putala launched her own biz AND had a birthday, the …

The Inaugural “Lawmakers vs. Lobbyists” Charity Ice Hockey Game to benefit the Fort Dupont Ice Hockey Club, will be played today from 3:00pm – 5:00pm at Kettler Ice Hockey Arena in Ballston, Virginia.  [nose bleeds] Some of the Lawmaker players include: Senator John Kerry Congressman Brian Higgins Congressman Patrick Murphy …

“My purpose here is to listen, learn and scoop some risotto.’’  Who said this?

Yesterday, the Politico hit a home run with their latest in depth piece on President Obama.  The well-researched article that will likely set the journalistic standard for investigative pieces for years to come, was about the Commander in Chief’s use of a … Teleprompter. Here’s a lesson for journalists dead …