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Redneck Genius

Because we love bunny rabbits and unleavened bread, posting will be a bit lighter for the next couple of days.  We did however want to bring to your attention this wonderful email we just received in the FamousDC inbox. Dear Friend, … I am Isaac Caleb bank manager of BOA …

As Twitter-mania reaches new levels, Slate V presents a mockumentary about a company that wants to take microblogging to the next level. [oh, just wait…]

The Washington Capitals , who straight dominate the Tampa Bay Lightning, will try to clinch the Eastern Conference’s second seed in a match up tonight. [C-A-P-S] The Capitals own a four-point lead over third-seeded New Jersey with two games left to play. For non-hockey people that means:  Even if they …

It looks like the Obama White House is taking transparency to a whole new level.  Below yesterday’s "Daily Guidance" [the President’s public calendar that’s sent out daily], there were several internal White House email strings accidentally included. [whoops] Here are a few highlights that were batted back and forth as …

Facebook Status Awesomeness: My girlfriend told me this morning that I was getting fat.  I didn’t respond.  Instead, I waited until now…  So, babe, if you’re reading this – it should be noted that you’re ass ain’t exactly small and if you think I’m fat, wait to you see me …

Our friend Michael O’Brien, the gentleman who heads up The Hill’s latest interactive portal, [The Twitter Room] has wasted little time attracting new visitors. [give him a pay raise] He’s also wasted little time plugging his own work [which we respect ].  We do however, offer Mr. O’Brien a few …

How did we miss this?  [SNL hilarity] Speaking of hating taxes [jock tax?] Japan surrenders? [or UNC wins…]

If all the news organizations around the globe got together and hosted a Douche Bag Parade, we feel the Associated Press would make the best Grand Marshall. [how does it feel to be so liked?]

Facebook Status Abuse: Jim is eating an organic cucumber sandwich w/orange raisin curry sauce 🙂 🙂 Two problems here Jimbo:  1) Organic cucumbers are so 2007.  2) This update is certainly not worthy of a smiley face, let alone two. [contact-form 3 “Facebook Alerts”]

We only took one foreign language class in high school, [and failed it] so our Turkish is a little rusty.  We did however attempt to loosely translate what this guy was likely saying. "Good evening!  Look at my face.  How funny is that?  Really damn funny, right?  My wife thinks …

Our good friend Not Larry Sabato, along with The Huffington Post, Fire Dog Lake and the Collegiate Times are teaming up together to host the first ever netroots Gubernatorial debate. We are teaming up for the first ever Gubernatorial debate sponsored by the netroots in history!  Creigh Deeds, Terry McAuliffe …

Golf clap for our friends at Holy Taco.   [piss your pants funny] Oh, You Have 70 Thousand Twitter Followers? Congratulations, Sh*tbag Yesterday we were at a party, and towards the end of the night we went outside to the patio of the bar. Suddenly, a woman came up to us …

Which former Republican staffer has a huge man-crush on Obama?  [we have our own "theory"]

More BREAKING NEWS from the Politico.  [damn they’re good]

And now for dumbest thing we’ve read all day. [are you serious, GM?] General Motors Corp. is teaming with Segway Inc., maker of the upright, self-balancing scooters, to build a new type of two-wheeled vehicle designed to move easily through congested urban streets… … GM has slashed product-development programs, advertising …