If you’ve ever wondered [unlikely] what a day in the life of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was like, wonder no more. Below is an exclusive first glance at her Gmail inbox. Click here to enlarge

Leave it to Joe Biden to single-handedly freak out the entire country.  [Say it ain’t Joe] "I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s you’re in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it …

What will it be tonight – Obama , Lost , both or none of the above? Note: Fox feels it’s very important that we see “Lie to Me," so they will not be carrying the President’s remarks. And In case you’re not a fan of Lost, Obama or Fox, Animal …

Dear Marc, There are a few things that we have never quite understood: Pets.com New Coke Pepsi Throwback And your latest site layout Why is your stuff relegated to a two-inch wide column on the left hand side of the page?  And does the Atlantic ad on the right side …

UPDATE: CDC not on the same page yet. The US Pork Producers are making a stink on Capitol Hill as they attempt to urge lawmakers and the MSM to call this flu outbreak something other than “swine.”  [what’s in a name?] U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of …

Washington Times reporter Liz Glover asks actor Steve Buscemi about the swine flu on the red carpet for the premiere of the film "Blank City" at the TriBeCa Film Festival.

Below is a picture of a billboard that was taken yesterday: This is how the billboard reads now: Reaction of the Day: [sent in by one of our readers] "Effing Kansas. Produces people like Specter. I blame Kansas"

To Whom It May Concern, If there is ever another "Can you lose $100 million in two years?" contest- we would like to participate.  [First Class, bitches!] Respectfully, FamousDC

And yes, this was the month of the non stop tea bagging … [shrinkage problem? ]

If the government cannot handle flight exercises, do we really want them picking our doctors?  [Obama pissed.  Gibbs blames FAA] This leads us to another question. Which was dumber?(online surveys)

Congressman Tom Cole’s office has a mice problem.  [rats] Cole’s office is infested with mice, an issue he raised on Thursday when acting Architect of the Capitol Stephen Ayers — the guy who oversees pest-control issues on Capitol Hill — testified before a House appropriations subcommittee. According to sources, there …

Good idea guys, let’s protest! Oh wait, they’re arresting people? I’m outta here.  [Smith Bails on his fellow soldiers] From Roll Call: Five liberal House Democrats were arrested Monday morning outside the Sudanese Embassy during a protest of the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Darfur. … The lawmakers — Reps. Donna …

Facebook Status Abuse #1: Jim: @ the gym!!!…im gettin serious with this gym stuff….Got a trainer today!…ha i meant it when i said im spendin the wholllee summer half-naked…. Half-naked, but likely alone. Facebook Status Abuse #2: Katy: Getting ready for a BIG night…grilling burgers and dogs and having people …

David Plouffe and Steve Schmidt recently spoke at the University of Delaware.  Schmidt, who was McCain’s campaign manager, said this about his team’s chances:  [we’re quite sure his donors will love hearing this… ] [It was] “the strategic equivalent of throwing a football through a tire at 50 yards.” Plouffe …