Alexander Ovechkin could be Mayor of DC by this time next week if he keeps this up. [C-A-P-S]

Nobody does funny better than Last Call . David Vitter said he’d participate in the GOP’s listening tour, but only if he gets to carry a whistle and enforce "adult swim."

What would Cinco de Mayo remarks be without the mention of the swine flu. [obama says, "party on"] Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video" mce_href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a>

Facebook Status Abuse: I just dropped my laptop and part of the reason I am typing this is to see if it still works. 🙂 And guess what?  It still would’ve worked had you not hit submit. PS: Glad to know your emoticon maker still works 🙂 [contact-form 3 "Facebook …

Never have we wanted Cinco de Mayo to come quicker than we do today. We didn’t know this, but May 4 is often referred to as "Star Wars Day". It is jokingly said: "May the 4th be with you", in reference to the popular phrase in Star Wars: "May the …

Facebook Status Abuse: Donna is thinking that texting is annoying esp when people don’t text back. What’s the point. Grrrrrr. Donna, read between the lines.  If they’re not texting you back, there’s probably good reason. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]

We’re only a few Twitter followers away from 2,000.  Remember, the 2,000th Twitter follower will be featured on our homepage as the next installment of our Famous 5 interview series. [assuming the account is a real person]

For a few minutes this morning, the Drudge Report tried out a new font color.   If you blinked, you missed it.

If it’s true, it was only a matter of time… NYPOST: We hear, THAT print reporters have posted a sign in the desk area of the White House press room reading, "Blog-Free Zone."  [snap] …Didn’t know Helen Thomas had it in her.

Facebook Status Abuse: Jennifer just found a fruit snack stuck in her cleavage. It must have been there a while, because it melted. One more reason why I dislike my large chest! We have no comment at this time. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]

Ok, tweets, it looks like our FamousDC Twitter machine is about to hit 2,000 followers. We’re not sure what this should signify, but we’re not really ones to sit around and watch the world pass us by. … We’re not CNN and Ashton Kutcher, but we think 2,000 beltway Twitter …

UPDATE: The PR stunt is over.  #TCOT is back up and running. [yay!] The latest Republican infighting comes in the form of a Twitter hashtag.  #not-a-joke According to TPM: The #tcot movement is (or was) the brainchild of conservative activists Rob Neppell and Michael Patrick Leahy. Together, the two created …

In a move to make them look younger and hipper, Fox has canceled The Beltway Boys. [thought they did that years ago] It’s the end of the road for The Beltway Boys, Fox News Channel’s Saturday evening political chat with newsmen Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke . Whispers hears that …

Amazon.com – not just for books anymore. [top sellers]

The new DHS website for Swine Flu information [must read] h/t Turk