Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. [sneak peak]

We’ve heard of parents bailing their kids out of a few jams, but going so far as to paying off your child’s mistress?  [this keeps getting weirder] Note to Congress: In case you hadn’t figured it out yet, you’ll get caught every time.  And then made a fool of.

This is why you don’t mess with Hollywood, Cafferty. In talking about actors running for office, Cafferty described Baldwin’s credentials as "questionable," but noted that Al Franken is Harvard-educated. That prompted Baldwin to ask: "So Franken fits the mold for Cafferty because he went to Harvard? Baldwin’s response: [amazing] I …

This is the strangest damn interview we’ve every seen.

A sailboat [deck shoes not included] Michelle Obama’s purse [wtf] 5950 items off the McDonald’s dollar menu [we did the math for you] Approximately 11 pairs of Lanvin sneakers [bargain basement] A sweet tractor [farming for change] A red wagon [radio flyer for adults] And as a reminder: Michelle Obama’s …

Facebook Awesomeness: Just completed the quiz “How much do I care about your quiz results?” with the result “zero”. Glad to know we’re not the only ones who don’t give a shat about "which Hollywood D-lister would play us in a CBS made-for-TV movie?" And for the record, we also …

Who said writing a handwritten note was a lost art? [Dear X, My Bad.  God Loves You – and Hopefully Me.]

Why so few?  We hear Bo has 34.  [many hands make light work] If she’s looking to hire more, we could free up some time.

If there’s going to be a site for everything, you might as well make it funny.  [You Suck at Craigslist]

Facebook Status Abuse: happy anniversary to my car sandra dee!" We hope your car’s career ends better than that of the real Sandra Dee — From Wikipedia :  By the late 1960s her career had started to decline, and a highly publicized marriage to Bobby Darin ended in divorce. Should’ve …

Apparently Politico has a category entitled “Booze and Drugs.”  [bookmarked]

We hate to pile on after the whistle, but this is slightly outrageous: With the audience "groaning" during her "rambling" speech at Michael Jackson’s memorial service, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee’s (D-TX) teleprompter reportedly flashed: "Please end your comments" ("Yeas & Nays"). And surprisingly, it gets worse. The Queen of the …

No real reason why we wrote this post, other than the fact that we love the word "cybersquatting."  [Twitter wins, again]

Facebook Status Awesomeness: Was just asked by two guys how to get to the building in which we were all standing. If this ever happens again, tell them that the building they’re looking for is two doors down. Then when they return, after figuring out that you were wrong – …

Knowing how popular their "50 Most Beautiful" list is, the Hill newspaper has decided to milk the celebrated contest with a teaser edition. [we’ll take what we can get] They’re calling it the "Readers’ Choice" award or something clever like that.   In Congress, the power is in the vote. This …