Author Archive
Redneck Genius
Latest Links
First blind governor? [we shall see] Obama beats Clinton in Mississississippi [is that legal down there?] Dear A-holes: [it’s just my safety, no biggie] I’ll say I’m sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses [the t-shirt]
Speaker wakes up from nap, declares this…
Pelosi: Joint ticket ‘impossible’ From CNN: “I think that ticket either way is impossible,” Pelosi told a New England Cable News reporter Tuesday, pointing to comments from Clinton and her campaign that implied Republican John McCain would make a better commander-in-chief than Obama. “I think that the Clinton administration has …
Latest Links
So you want to be a blogger? [better read this first] Where fashion goes to die [weird] Open thread [hooker style] Joint ticket? [eff that]
Client #9 to staff: Polish this turd
Update: Possible headlines tomorrow [submit] Update: RGA Calls on Eliot Spitzer to Resign “The Governor of New York should immediately resign from office and allow the people of New York to pursue honest leadership. The American people are tired of corrupt and hypocritical politicians. The Governor of New York is just …
Help make Kenny Famous
Why this event isn’t being advertised on every metro bus district-wide is a damn mystery. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity … yet, whoever is in charge of promotion is failing miserably – so we thought we’d help. …Without further ado, the most riveting affair you’ll experience on the …
“Green” eggs and hamming it up
Below is an unbelievable exchange between a house staffer, [the name was omitted before it hit our inbox] and Perry, the Deputy Director of the “Green the Capitol” office. Perhaps funnier than the actual email exchange, the fact that Nancy is using your tax dollars to pay at least two …
Latest Links
Global Warming Payola?[Tierney] List of Thwarted Attacks Since Sept.11 [thank you DHS] The Next Slum? [McMansions] Bob Dylan Keeps His Hat [Sao Paulo]
Latest Links
Matalin to Carville: You Get It Everyday [gross] Boltbus Offers Cheap Rides from D.C. to NYC [$1] McCain is a Cannibal? [no media bias] Red bras = Republican, Blue = Dem? [oddly enough]
Steny Hoyer didn’t get the memo …
Pelosi: Voters will determine Dem candidate – not party leaders [I’m smart] Hoyer: Party leaders and super delegates will play a role, and an important one [I’m smarter]
Finally, a blogger asks the important question
Question: “Mr McCain do you know the difference between YouTube and MySpace?” [nice scoop]
A Texas-sized sh@t show
Howard Witt might have said it best … “You say a caucus. I say a ruckus. A hocus, a jokus, a chaos, a muckus – let’s call the whole thing rough.” [swampy] It was anything but calm, collected and normal last night in Texas, as precinct after precinct attempted to …
The MSM’s gift to Hillary, an Obama edge
It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the Clinton machine was going to play the “expectations game” tonight – matter of fact, they’ve been playing it for quite some time. As we wrote here last week, it was critical for Team Clinton that the MSM label Obama as the …
Apparently there’s a primary in Texas tonight?
You know the old adage – legislation is like making sausage – the result might be great, but you surely don’t want to watch the process. Well, the same goes for the Democratic “after primary caucus” process down in Texas – at least for one teed off resident. [why I’m …