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Charlie Crist Throws a Baseball For the First Time [Hilarity Ensues]
This is not Charlie Crist’s fault – it’s his staff’s fault for not forcing him to practice.
Taste of Georgetown This Saturday
Always a good time and great food. [taste it] The annual Taste of Georgetown showcases the spectacular cuisine of thirty of Washington, D.C.’s finest restaurants, highlighting Georgetown’s culinary personalities and featuring nearly sixty delectable dishes to sample, as well as wine pairings and the jazz talents of Blues Alley. Visit …
Michele Bachmann’s Opponent Spares No Expense on Latest Campaign Ad
Some campaign ads cost tens of thousands of dollars to produce. Below is not an example of one of those ads. This ad cost $14. All $14 was spent on pizza – which is all it took to keep two Tarryl Clark campaign interns happy while they fooled around with …
Tucker Carlson Off Ben Smith’s Christmas Card List
Here’s the short story: Politico’s Ben Smith recently stated that the Daily Caller was “struggling” to find its place. Tucker Carlson, editor at the Daily Caller, got upset and emailed Ben: “The Daily Caller is ‘struggling’? What a ludicrous hack job, and stupid. F*ck you.” Carlson later clarified: “I meant …
The Bob Woodward School of Dart Tossing: Do It Blindfolded
Bob Woodward’s best work might have been 38 years ago, but that doesn’t mean his ability to speculate is dated. [atta boy] Woodward’s latest speculation: It sent the political world into a tizzy yesterday when Bob Woodward told CNN’s John King, in his familiar robotic monotone, that Hillary Clinton and …
Sarah Palin Takes Her Facebooking Very Seriously
Below is an email message Todd Palin exchanged with Joe Miller’s campaign. Todd is clearly pissed that Joe might not think his wife is qualified to be President of the United States. Joe’s not alone, but that wasn’t even our favorite part. Our favorite line is this one: “Sarah spent …
Famously Tweeted: Howard Kurtz Says Goodbye to the Washington Post
Wow. @HowardKurtz: GOING DIGITAL: I’m leaving The Washington Post to become DC bureau chief for the Daily Beast. Great new challenge. http://bit.ly/b0RCDm Story here.
There Goes the Witch Vote
Just in time for Halloween. Note: If you support Christine, please ignore the line where she states “I’m nothing you’ve heard.” Buzz about the ad: Chris Cillizza: “It’s an effective ad that both softens the sharper edges of O’Donnell’s public persona while also trying to turn her outsider credentials in …
“The Donald” Claims He Knew Nothing About a Recent Mysterious Presidential Poll that Featured His Name
Donald Trump, most known for his hair and inability to use spray tan correctly, recently appeared in a New Hampshire presidential poll. [surprise] Time is reporting that New Hampshire residents were polled by telephone last month to test their feelings about multiple 2012 Republican candidates. Some 30 questions in the …
Of All the Pictures Rahm’s Taken, This is the Best They Could Do?
The below picture is featured on the newly launched ChicagoForRahm.com. The picture was taken at 4:30 am, shortly after Rahm finished a Rooty Tooty Fresh N’ Fruity from IHOP.
Note: When You’re In Possession of $50,000 Worth of Cocaine, Don’t Walk the Streets of Takoma Park With An Open Bottle of Booze
This makes about as much sense as attempting to lure a CNN reporter onto a boat full of condoms and sex toys: [TBD] Corey Antonio Moore, 35, had an open bottle of alcohol in his hand while walking down the 100 block of Sherman Avenue around 5 p.m. on Sept. …
Carl Paladino Should Consider Decaffeinated Tea Parties
NY gubernatorial candidate threatens to “take out” NY Post reporter. [because that’s normal] Paladino and Post Reporter Have to Be Separated After Confrontation We’re also quite certain he doesn’t have a “Christmas card list”. The video on NBC has been taken down, but can be seen here:
Watch ‘A History of Rap: Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake & The Roots’
This is the only way to start your Thursday.
That’s A Lot of Paraphernalia For the First Date
Which strange conservative activist, who wasn’t hugged enough as a child, recently plotted to lure a CNN reporter onto a boat filled with lube, condoms, dildos, pornography and candles? We’ll give you a hint, it doesn’t rhyme with “last pick on the playground”, but it’s close. [weird sh*t] The faux …