Shia LaBeouf is allowed to throw coffee on anyone he wants because he’s a big-time Hollywood actor. h/t Gavin Reaction from the Twitterverse: @BBWags: @FamousDC some days you can’t help but spill coffee on yourself; on the less clumsy days, Shia fills the void. @jordanndavis He’s running from the decepticons …

“He kicks children in the face.  Nice.” h/t DA via TG

This is unfortunate, but a wee bit funny: [oh, boy] The last name of Green Party gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney is misspelled as “Whitey” on electronic-voting machines in nearly two dozen wards — about half in predominantly African-American areas — and election officials said Wednesday the problem cannot be corrected …

Next time you decide to run for Congress, think real hard about the kind of things you might have done in your past… Fark: Q: Hey Ohio Congressman Charlie Wilson (D-evastating Left Hook), have you stopped beating your wife yet? A: Yes, I stopped in 1990 (with court documents) h/t …

Line of the night: @pourmecoffee: The last miner is now rescued. The only people left in mine are the brave rescuers and, for some reason, the Salahis.

The first question is amazing: “Are you a witch?” The second question is just as good: Why was your high school nickname “Turtle?” Third question: “Seriously, your nickname, where did that come from?”

Amazing…

Spotted in Arlington.

Top 10 reasons you’re not at ALL surprised that a D.C. police SUV didn’t realize they were shooting Transformers III in front of the Capitol, drove through the set, past the D.C. police guarding the set, and into Bumblebee. 1. Vincent Gray. 2. The Redskins won baby. We’re going to …

For the record, racy pictures or not, we began pulling for Virginia House candidate Krystal Ball way back in November of 2009 after we read this quote: “We found that there was a real possibility of representing my home district in Congress, the place where I had swam and studied …

Are we the only ones that find this awkward to watch?

If you were worried about that Russian spy lady and whether or not she’d eventually rebound and get a new job … From Fark: Hot Russian redhead spy gets job at bank with same initials as Russian spy agency. Flowers By Irene unavailable for comment Secret story here.

This won’t be topped. h/t Taegan

Especially when you are running against a woman. [whoops] There is still some question as to which member of the Jerry Brown campaign called Meg Whitman the “W” word (The Brown campaign still won’t identify the culprit), but regardless, they really ought to re-think getting their talking points from Ron …

1. She’s not a witch. 2. She didn’t go to Yale. At this rate, it’ll only take 68 more commercials until we figure out who she is or isn’t.