Unfortunately we haven’t been able to catch an episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska, but GawkerTV has the highlights in case you’re interested in watching a former VP nominee try to rock climb and babysit her daughter’s boyfriend.  [the theme song is amazing]

On Monday afternoon Donovan McNabb got a $78 million contract extension. On Monday night Michael Vick put up nearly that many points against the Washington Redskins. [NFL History]

As if we needed more reason to see The Hangover 2… Bill Clinton to cameo in The Hangover 2 We already know Bill Clinton can act, but we’ll soon find out if he’s a comedian. People reports that the former president will make a cameo appearance in The Hangover 2. …

He lost, but he has a good reason why … [not liberal enough] In his first interview since losing his seat, Grayson upended conventional wisdom about his party’s 60-seat loss in the House, saying that if Democrats had been more progressive in their policies, Democratic voters would have gone to …

Some of the acts will leave you in shock, but the show never disappoints.  — It’s the 17th Annual Funniest Celebrity in Washington Contest, Thursday, December 2 at 7:00pm at the DC Improv (1140 Connecticut Ave, NW). Current participants include: Will Durst – headliner and top political satirist; Richard Sher- …

We loved us some Alvin Greene. h/t RD

They didn’t lose the election, they lost the ballots – so it’s unclear as to who really lost. [what?] In what has become one of the stranger twists in an already bizarre Governor’s race, a bag of uncounted ballots was found in Bridgeport Thursday night. Republican officials were approached by …

Spotted in the Halls of Congress.

If you’re a Republican or can pretend to be one from the hours of 9am to 6pm, you might consider investigating this list.

Last night’s landslide victory by House Republicans will mean big changes in Congress, but will it mean big changes for the House cafeterias? Over the past couple of years, Nancy Pelosi has taken to greening the House cafeterias.  Included in this endeavor was the implementation of the compostable utensil initiative, which has …

A sign reading, “How’s the tingle, Chris?”, appeared last night on MSNBC as Michele Bachmann was interviewed by Chris Matthews. Following the interview, Matthews took a couple minutes to explain why he had once said what he did and followed it up by calling Bachmann “moronic.” Classy.

Boehner won.  Marijuana lost. PS: She’s neither a witch, nor a Senator. [via Fark]

Brought to you by Patrick Gavin.  Hilarious. 1.) “Queers for Fear” 2.) “I thought this was just the line for Georgetown Cupcake” 3.) “This font is big.” 4.) Your sign isn’t as funny as you think it is.” 5.) “God hates Figs.” 6.) “If your beliefs fit on a sign, …

We might have just ordered several of these. [Christmas shopping made easy] Finally! The “Rent Is Too Damn High” Action Figure Is Here – And It Speaks! Buy it. h/t MS