He did it [Shields will go bald] Kardashians not liked by Obama [reality] Biden being Biden [candid] Car crashes into Benihana Restaurant in Bethesda [picture] Marriott hotel worker quits with an entire marching band [video]

Help NRCC political director Mike Shields scare children by contributing to cancer research. Shields has already raised $7K for the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, which funds child cancer research; if he gets to $15K, he’ll shave his head and donate photos to Hotline. From Mike’s fundraising page: I’ve answered the call …

Caps win! [declaw] POTUS hip to Bieber gossip [he’s taken] If only Congress was this courteous to taxpayers [no explanation] Construction during rush hour [I-95]

D.C.’s all-ladies arm-wrestling league does not mess around. [WaTimes] Amid the sweaty palms, gritted teeth and clenched biceps of the Washington D.C. Lady Arm Wrestlers league, one rule ranks above all others: the one-butt-cheek rule. A wrestler should keep her feet firmly planted on the floor and her elbow cannot …

Road kill meals [lived off them for 30 years] Cain has no pizza loyalty [Domino’s Pizza] President Obama’s teleprompter stolen [probably not a great idea] A restaurant called “Meatballs” [brilliant] By Bob Jagendorf

h/t @Imperiale

Hermain Cain’s ode to pizza. [h/t Daily Beast] Imagine a John Lennon song with pizza-oriented lyrics subbed in. Now, imagine the man singing is the GOP frontrunner. It’s the video Herman Cain doesn’t want you to see … and for good reasons. It’s a Herman Cain Pizza Jam!

If you live in the DC area and use Twitter, this is a great way to snag a free hotel room from @HiltonHHonors. 1. Follow @HiltonHHonors on Twitter. 2. Take a photo of yourself in front of your favorite DC monument/landmark and tweet it to @HiltonHHonors using the hashtag #HHfreenight …

The media guide to protestors, Don Seymour is mostly happy he has a lawn, Emily Miller dubbed Twitter King by TBD, GoRemy is back, Mindy Finn declared she’s not with a horse, Rick Klein is BFF’s with Dale Murphy, Jen Crider hearts Cutler, DC top 5 wine bars, The demand …

Tornado on I-95 [look out] TBD dubs Emily Miller “Twitter King” [solid] Halloween costume advice [Capitol Hill Style] Obama to dedicate MLK memorial [history] Herman Cain’s Sim City problem [9-9-9] By Lane 4 Imaging

Bill O’Reilly has a new book out about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. The cover of the book is both intriguing and confusing — and perhaps for good reason. Here’s what we think led to the cover confusion: Bill gets the first book design draft back and hates it because his name …

Should I work for free? [flowchart] Buffet problems [more tax] Vote on new metro station names [pick ’em] WMATA tell Parks Service to shove it [National Mall] 5-EV HDRI © 2010 José Francisco Salgado, PhD

Obama is heart broken [about the NBA season] Did Rick Perry post a pic of himself in running shorts? [appears he did] BTW, it’s bacon week [sizzle] What should happen to RFK? [occupy RFK] Remy crushes it again [video]

This Sunday 94.7 FRESH FM is hosting their first annual Breast Cancer Bites event at the Renaissance on 9th NW. Over 20 of DC’s top restaurant sharing bites from their kitchens, wine tastings and yes they will have the Skins game on a big screen. Enjoy FRESH Artists and regular of …