We thought the original video was a Bad Lip Reading. It was not. Rick Perry “was stone-cold sober during his bombastic, comedic speech in New Hampshire, according to the man who invited the Texas governor to speak and spent much of the evening with him,” The Hill reports. h/t Goddard

Refurbished Tune Inn only has one deer butt [h/t @mkhammer via @HotlineReid] Michael Moore doesn’t want to give away his money [yet] Wale [DC or Nothing] America’s brokest cities [did your city rank?] Photo credit: City Paper

Well done. Fark: Jon Huntsman’s three smoking daughters parody Cain’s smoking ad. It’s a video, so you might as well read the rest of this but yes, he has THREE hot daughters (even with mustaches)

Things longer than Kim’s marriage [most everything] Things you can’t do [zombie Obama with bullet hole] Print media good for naps [zzzz] Nats keep Johnson for 2012 [confident] Photo by: Prashant_K

Happy Birthday Rachel Taylor! [@RBauerTaylor]

The new Saddle Up Texas Straw Poll website is looking really simliar to a certain presidential candidate’s website. [Good artists copy, great artists steal] We love the fact that they didn’t even bother to change the icons.

Four months after catching fire, the Tune Inn is set to reopen its doors. [via Washingtonian] Tune Inn Restaurant and Bar to Reopen Four Months After Fire Destroys Kitchen the Capitol Hill Staple Returns What: Four months after a kitchen fire closed the Tune Inn Restaurant and Bar, the Capitol Hill …

After a year and a half, Sara Diaz got her voice back, Tebowing is catching on, Rep. Akin loves his birds, Spotted at Lola’s for Mary Randolph Carpenter’s birthday party: Paul Lindsay, Shea Snider, Ben Miller, Cassie Smedile, Jack Smedile, Fez, Nick Pearson, Joby Young, and Stacey Johnson, BlairDC & …

Spotted hanging on Rep. Akin’s office door. h/t Gerrit Lansing

Newt credits supporters lawyers [for saving his campaign] Jeopardy! wiz Ken Jennings is the 99% [funny] Occupy the Metro [oh boy] Laundry detergent and farts [yeah] An image of the Washington Monument from the Lincoln Memorial at sunrise. For more check out her blog or follow her on twitter: @abpanphoto

We almost didn’t post this, but felt like we had to. [not sure how we feel about this] h/t Jim Swift

Being a horror fan and lover of all things haunted, I eagerly await Halloween every year. From getting dressed up to watching scary movies to eating sugary candies, everything about the spooky day gets me excited! Since Halloween falls on a Monday this year, I have put together a whole …

Typically we wouldn’t believe this kind of hype, but given what’s been happening in DC the past few years, we believe anything. [earthquake, thundersnow, hurricane] Mention the word “snow” in the Washington area, and you risk setting off a panicked stampede to the nearest supermarket for milk, bread and toilet …

Some people read on the Metro, other people gamble. [via DeadSpin & JB]

The latest video from Fashion District shot and edited by the talented Brandon Bloch and Steven Greenstreet. FASHION:DISTRICT – Fall/Winter 2011 from Brandon Bloch on Vimeo. h/t ReadySetDC.com