Honest Abe has his sword jacked [why?] This is how you live socially [booze and guns] Chelsea Clinton to report for NBC [congrats] Skins have issues [a lot of them] By Nightfly38

What the hell happened here?, Jennifer Polk is still floating, we want Woody Cabin, 14,777, girls beating each other up this weekend for a good cause, David White is famous, Erin Book turned 28, Paul Lindsay ran himself a NYC marathon, Fantasy Football rant got an upgrade, Lansing got his FamousDC gear and …

It’s Friday. It’s Veterans’ Day. It’s a 3-day weekend. It’s fall. I couldn’t be happier. Everything points to a perfect weekend of fun and I have just the lineup for you. Friday Whether you have the day off or not, it’s a must that we pay tribute to the veterans …

Thank you [USA] By Bhamgal

Yes, Neda, we need a bigger boat. Snead, Shultz and Roll Call: May it be time to graduate the Recess Happy Hour of Awesome to a bigger space? Just sayin’ … Roll Call rundown can be read here. A big thank you to Patrick G. Ryan for snapping some amazing …

Who’s better at golf? [Jack Abramoff or Pat Gavin?] The most painful video you’ll watch all week [Perry freezes] Herman will take a lie detector test [except that maybe he won’t] Nats catcher kidnapped [yes, you read that correctly] TwitPic by: @mattyspencah

Occupy Sneakers [they’re on the move] John McCain’s next idea [third party] ESPN Zone auctioning off games [steals] Zip Car vs. DC [the love is gone, way gone]

Twitter hires Mindy Finn [congrats] Low turnout [again] America’s Mayor wants his son to fill his seat [Marion] Blind Pilot @ 9:30 Club [photos] Like a good neighbor [Bread for the city] By Oscalito

We have no idea what’s going on here, but whatever it is, it’s awesome. [via WH Flickr] By The White House

After hearing the news that Newt Gingrich wrote another book, we were forced to Google this. It may be the middle of a presidential campaign, but Newt Gingrich has a new book out: The Battle of the Crater, written with William R. Forstchen. [via Goddard] What is he up to …

Noelle Becker Williams turned a year older this week, John Boehner is #Winning the Internet, what’s playing in Jack Smith’s iPod?, Elliot Berke is headed down to Winston, Lindsey Mask is headed to Haiti, Liz Eddy hates her inbox, Beebs does Otis, Cherry Blossom engagement, not The Onion: Senate Seeks …

Dornic Gets Stuck in Elevator [good times] Where is Tampa Bay? [no, seriously] New proposed DC speed limit [a crawl] Goodbye Filene [we loved your basement] Photo by: MUDSUGAR

It’s a good week to be named Grover Norquist. He’s been mentioned everywhere. Alan Simpson, Tuesday

A typical Thursday morning for New Media Strategies Founder Pete Snyder. [ring my bell] NMS will host a discussion on social media marketing success tomorrow at the New York Stock Exchange.

Occupy confused [Oakland] Santa school [memories] Joe Wall’s photo shoot [behind the scenes] Punkin Chunkin [video] Mike Lurie [rocks] h/t Seamus Kraft