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By the Way, the New Voting Age is 21…
…And the new drinking age is 18. Rick Perry on voting fundamentals: The Texas governor, speaking to students at St. Anselm College on Tuesday in Manchester, NH, asked for the young folks’ vote, but seemed to forget that the national voting is 18 — the age at which it’s stood …
Brian Williams Handles Awkward Fire Alarm Situation Like a Boss
That’s why he’s Brian Williams and we are not.
Hyper Hill: We’ll Miss You Barney
Spelling is important to candidates [fundamental] The Best of Barney Frank [don’t go] TBD Ugly Sweater Contest [enter] Ron Paul has a cookbook [chief chef] By toby_hicks
DC Cab Fares Set to Rise, Might Be Time For New Walking Shoes
Who wants to pay $2.50 per mile? Anybody? Cab drivers cash in on support for Gray, expect D.C. fares to nearly double A vote is set for Tuesday, led by the D.C. mayor’s hand-picked taxi commission chairman, that would nearly double cab fares for an industry that backed Vincent Gray’s …
It’s Time For A Bristol Palin Headline
It’s been a hot minute, so we figured it was time. According to TMZ, Bristol doesn’t do stop lights very well. The Accused — Bristol Palin The Crime — Failure to stop for a red light in Alaska on November 19. The Fine — $210
Hyper Hill: Zebras Roaming Local Neighborhoods
Pork Barrel BBQ is open [finally] This seems dangerous [on the road] Zebras roaming local neighborhoods [no, really] Like Kim Kardashian, Obama Must Rebrand [Whispers] Where the Sewers End [City Paper] Photograph by Darrow Montgomery
Thanksgiving Talking Points
It’s about that time. A few weeks ago, you cursed yourself for not buying your ticket home for Thanksgiving sooner. “How could I have waited this long?” you lament, as you reluctantly enter the 3 digit code on the back of your credit card. If your family only knew how …
Hyper Hill: Half Day!
Izzy Ortega hits the big time [CNN Debate] The empty keg [Obama HQ] Union Station [maze fixer] Goodbye Reggie [Love] By OakleyOriginals
Hyper Hill: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Caps comeback [win] Defending pepper spray [Fox] Flash mob robs 7-11 [Silver Spring] Pedestrian safety tips [important] Don’t waste Metro on FBI [dude] By gonzo67
Members of Congress Star In Commercial
Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy’s new WhipCast application, a first-of-its-kind government app available on the iPad, iPhone, Blackberry and Android, is quickly becoming a popular tool on Capitol Hill. It even has its own commercial. Our only complaint, Rep. McHenry should have had a bigger role in the commercial. He’s one …
Hyper Hill: Chairman Brown Gets New Ride
Fight Night pics [wild] Hollywood proof [waterboarding works] DC Chairman Brown gets new ride [Prius] The evacuation begins [Occupy NYC] 10 signs he/she ain’t right [perhaps obvious] By julia.leiby