Members of Congress should not be held responsible for managing their own arts and crafts projects on the House Floor. #bringbackthepageprogram h/t Jeremy Art via C-SPAN

Heated on the tarmac [Brewer vs. Obama] Newt promises moon colony [hell yes] High society [Washingtonian cover] Restaurateur warns of speed traps [Chef Geoff] Thursdays can be scary [Next Round]

Interesting way to leave a tip [NextRound] Reagan meter [Newt wins] Georgetown’s attitude problem [City Paper] Finding affordable housing [impossible?] How not to run a social media campaign [Twitter’s not for everyone] By navinsarma

Note: Passwords that involve your first name followed by “123” are generally not secure. Grassley’s Twitter Account Hacked By Kate Tummarello Sen. Chuck Grassley’s Twitter account, @ChuckGrassley, was hacked today. The account belonging to the Iowa Republican began Tweeting unusual content, including negative sentiments about the Senator, in the early …

GOP member taking the night off [ok] Rustico’s Beer Academy [happy tasting] Sen. Kerry is tougher than you [bruised face] Secret of the Republican hair helmet [Gawker] State of the Union road closures [be prepared] By Tim Birch

According to folks at the meeting, the two were checking out FamousDC.

Cloture Club gets the bow-tie deets from Mr. Daily Caller.

Campaign trail gets weird [what’s next?] Volkswagen’s teaser Super Bowl ad [more Star Wars] Lizard Man visits DC [weird] Rematch [who loves kickers?] By marsmet461

VA Gov. Bob McDonnell endorses Romney [2012] Captain ordered dinner after crash [really?] Separated at birth [Fishbowl fun] The need for old buildings [GGW] Zebra dance [video of the day] By C-SPAN_LCV  

We’re told Perry might rethink his decision once he’s able to do laundry. Photo by Getty Images.

h/t BlairDC

Donor to save Washington Monument [wow] Bailing [PIPA, SOPA] Oatmeal’s SOPA gif [fantastic] Photo traffic enforcement is out of control [DC] Photo by: Navin Sarma

Uncanny. h/t Jim Swift

According to the account’s description, “The Washington Post has called Newt Gingrich an “ideas factory.” This account links with Newt’s brain, so those ideas can be shared with the public. parody.” Some of our favorites: 30 minute attack ad blaming Romney for Lana Del Rey. Bury a million dollars on …