Our favorite tweet from last night. Colorado apparently doesn’t deliver results until the last minute. LIKE TEBOW. — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 8, 2012

Santorum wins [shutout] Caps win [shutout] Don’t forget to panic!!!!11 [snowfall] Is there a debate tonight? [website tool] We love fries too [Next Round] Via: filmdrunk.uproxx.com

If you’re like us and have been wondering where Obama Girl has been, wonder no more. Patrick Gavin has you covered. For Amber Lee Ettinger, the 29-year-old New Yorker who rose to fame as the Obama Girl in 2008 when her YouTube videos supporting Sen. Barack Obama’s presidential campaign became …

Popular Super Bowl ad not filmed in Detroit [scene selection] Romney “Money” shot fake [who fell for it?] The genius of Will Ferrell [Super Bowl ad] New Greek Eatery [14th & W] The Onion is not real [whoops] By Washington Suites Alexandria Hotel  

Giants win [again] Republican Gilligan spoof [photo] Stink bug numbers down [rejoice] The banned Peta ad [too risky] Be careful wear you look [clean up time] Photo: Joshua Yospyn/TBD

Betsy and Geoff had a beautiful baby girl, the Tidal Basin at sunset, we love the HOH blog, Reid Wilson turned another year older, Marin Cogan goes all Ryan Gosling crazy in Famous5, Zuck is going to make some people rich, Jason and Carmen Fenton welcomed a baby boy to …

Wasserman-Schultz pings Trump [Snooki next?] The next Bond villain? [Hillary] Breaking Bad in Dupont Circle [bust] Congrats to Geoff and Betsy [Grace Elizabeth] A note from Geoff: Grace Elizabeth Embler was born at 8:57 PM on Thursday, Feb. 2 at Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington, the same hospital in which …

Michelle Obama loves Mitt [singing praises] Facebook millionaires [reality?] Mitt gets glitter-bombed [fancy] Volt sales not doing well [recharge] No-fly list doubles [in only a year] By cameosteph  

Newt forgot to call [whoops] USDA loan issues [DC] We love journalism [21st century] Taser Taxi [sounds like a new reality TV show] Photo by Don Seymour

Our good friends at Heard on the Hill just unveiled their new web log. And to you we say: We are pleased to announce we have begun to chronicle Capitol Hill shenanigans on our very own Internet diary called a “web log.” Privately, we have nicknamed this Internet repository a …

Best dunk of the year [Blake] Idol wants Obama [talent] Valentine’s Day chocolate workshop [worth it] Michelle O. to Leno [eat your veggies] Occupy protests get testy [pics] Photo: Joshua Yospyn/TBD

Christina Bellantoni, center, and Roll Call staffers read the “fake front page” made in honor of her departure to PBS Newshour during a going away party at Irish Times on Capitol Hill.  

In case you missed it, local restauranteur, Chef Geoff, recently got caught by one of DC’s new speed cameras.  As a result of the excessive fines and peculiar camera placement, he’s launching an educational campaign to make sure other drivers aren’t caught off guard. Below is a funny spoof about Chef …

DC residential architectural guide [urban turf] Perry back on the range [shooting range] Cooter doesn’t heart Newt [Hazzard] Blogger inspired to write [because of Metro] By deucehartley 

Jabs, punches & sad faces [dreams crushed at the debate] Jon Stewart lays into moon-basing [younger planet] Asteroid to brush by Earth today [close] Rick’s rating drops [a lot] Georgetown has liquor licenses open [going fast] By penguinbush