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Obama’s juiced, lands another huge endorsement
Barack Obama is landing endorsements from both sides of the plate. His latest comes in the form of an ex-steroid abusing homerun king. Mark McGwire, who’s clearly got time on his hands, was kind enough to stop by an Obama rally earlier this week. And by the looks of the …
Don’t call it a comeback – they were only editing
According to our sources, Capitol Hill’s second favorite blog – will soon be making a comeback. Apparently, the rumors that the contributors at “Stuff Hill People Like” were all caught, fired and shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, are just not true. Nor was there writer’s block or a writer’s strike. …
Dear Ron Paul Flack, It’s over
Back in early March, Ron Paul told his rabid army of supporters, through a web video, [appropriate] that he knew he was no longer in the running for the presidency – not to mention some of his aides even alluded his campaign would be shutting down. [Never give up on …
From the Trail [5/02/08]
McCain deals with classy questioners. Clinton creepin’. Obama pulls in an endorsement every two seconds.
The DOT is blogging their assphalt off
The Department of Transportation, you know, the group in charge of your two-hour commute – has just launched a new blog – appropriately called, the “Fastlane.” [I get it] It’s only fitting, that Sec. Peters, who recently brought sexy back with the opening of the DOT’s brand new building – has finally embraced the “information …
Talks of a McCantor ticket go viral
While everybody else sits around and plays the VP name game – we figured it was our turn to take a crack at it. Some ‘number twos’ floated make sense, some ridiculous – while others, completely suspect. [As in, did someone pitch their boss’s name to a reporter who owed …
Why I love BO, by Michael Moore
It took 1100 words, but Hollywood heavyweight Michael Moore finally made his point … and has decided to endorse Barack Obama – an endorsement that all of the land had been waiting for. [it’s about time, son] Whew. “What we are witnessing is not just a candidate but a profound, …
What is it with lawmakers and acronyms?
Reps. Peter DeFazio (D-Clever) and Jerry Costello (D-Wordsmith) held a news conference Tuesday to announce that someone on their staff had successfully managed to create yet another legislative acronym. The latest congressional acronym … HANG UP, Halting Airplane Noise to Give Us Peace, which would ban cell phone use on airplanes. Both …
Underarm protection under the Dome
On the same day “Stuff Hill People Like” released their latest post [Hill People like loving/hating tourists], ASM notes that it’s apparently not just low-level staffers that hate tourists- even the highest levels of power have recently also showed their disdain. Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) yesterday on the Senate Floor: “Mr. President, …
DC Metro attempts to profit off the Pope
Who were the ad wizards behind this PSA? And who in their right mind thought featuring a Pope bobblehead riding the metro was a good idea? Incase you missed it, DC Metro went in-house [not suggested] and created what someone thought was a creative PSA attempting to motivate people to …
Jock Itch
Capitol Hill staffers aren’t voted into office -nor should they be treated like elected politicians. Most move to Washington because they are true public servants, who actually enjoy the legislative process. It’s also no mystery that these Capitol Hill staffers make much less than their private sector counterparts. But that hasn’t stopped …
Dr. Death wants to be your congressman
Assisted-suicide guru Jack Kevorkian has tossed his political hat into the ring and is running for office. According to reports, he’s running in Michigan to unseat Rep. Joe Knollenberg. Kevorkian, who recently spent time in the slammer for killing a man, will apparently run for office from his death bed …
A game changer?
UPDATE: what others are saying … [h/t RCP] The hate-filled sermons of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright has led to Obama to this: Race uproar offers test for Obama Today he has to give the most important speech of his life. From the Politico: He is now facing a full-blown and …
Speaking of “cage-free” eggs…
A tipster sent us the following information about cage-free eggs and rbGH free milk, both of which are now served at Nancy’s new cafeteria. As if House staffers weren’t already fired up about this… rbGH free milk [Consumer Date from American Farm Bureau] For the third quarter of 2007, it …