If you’re like us and were struggling to figure out how to celebrate Obama’s birthday, struggle no more – Dominoes Pizza has you covered. Aside from Z-Burger’s veritable avalanche of free food, you can also celebrate the food-day — uh, we meant birthday, whoops — at Domino’s Pizza, of all …

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He loves Oprah’s Gayle King and showers daily.  [learn more about Luke]

Dude, the paper is upside down …  [h/t Mask via Gavin]

This might be the greatest website we’ve seen in quite awhile. We all know people who take themselves too seriously on Twitter – we’ve even gone as far as describing these people as narcissistic. You know who they are.  They’re the ones that think they work harder than you – …

Virginia Foxx, who’s been known for inserting the occasional foot in the mouth , does not have patience for employees who follow in her footsteps. Proof: Her scheduler recently posted this message via her gmail status, “Office beers. on taxpayer time. you’re welcome, fightin 5th district.” [honest and transparent] Officially …

After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …

In an act of [fill in the blank], RedState.com is asking it’s community to send Sen. Mitch McConnell a set of balls. According to lead RedStater Erick Erickson, McConnell has lost his way. Erickson states: I’ve said he lost his testicles and is now spreading a cancer of capitulation throughout …

Watch this guy as he commits podium suicide – and yes, it’s likely that his ride home will be a long one…

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Who doesn’t love one-legged pigs who play the drums? Fry us up some bacon too. We’re coming over! #pork #

One step drinking game for the McCain speech – everytime he says “my friends” drink. It’ll be like a power hour in 30 minutes. #rnc08 # Also … did the crazy hat per delegate ratio go up or is it us? #rnc08 # champagne with the campaign #rnc08 # who …

redneck hot….early party. #rnc0 # know what goes will with dinner? tequilla. #rnc08 # key to surviving a convention…afternoon power nap. #rnc08 # i just heard a girl make a “convention boyfriend” for tickets. #rnc08 # #rnc08 Did Fred just admit McCain banged strippers? Jesus – get him another drink…. …

The greatest gift to anyone watching cable TV – Geraldo’s audio feed was cut on Fox. Thank goodness. # hill/discus party is like batman…new adventure on every floor. floor 3 spanish adventure. #rnc08 # who drinks in a fake house at a bar? #rnc08 # drilled! think about this…house republicans …