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Honda Invents Product That Will Inevitably Make America Fatter
Dear Honda, This is exactly what our country needs. Does it come with a cup holder? Respectfully, FDC
Rep. Aaron Schock…The Ladies Man
Now, we aren’t endorsing or promoting this event, but we thought it was worth pointing out to the masses. The Women Under Forty PAC is holding their Fall Bash tomorrow and a few things caught our attention. One, it is geared toward women under forty, but open to the public …
Do As He Says, Not As He Salts
Any guesses as to which politician is featured in this story? HE dumps salt on almost everything, even saltine crackers. He devours burnt bacon and peanut butter sandwiches. He has a weakness for hot dogs, cheeseburgers, and fried chicken, washing them down with a glass of merlot. Mike Huckabee? Joe …
Famously Quoteworthy: Too Soon
On his new radio show last night — now called "Foley on Politics" – ex-Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) told listeners, "I’ve always enjoyed having conversations" [via Wake Up Call]
Famously Questioned: Are You Asking Us?
We think former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, who is looking to challenge Sen. Barbara Box in California, has a new website that’s "coming soon." [question mark]
Chief Zee Pullin’ ‘Em at SneakerBall
Hint: If you’re trying to garner the attention of WUSA’s Angie Goff – you don’t need to do so by making repeated visits to the Grooming Lounge and spending your paycheck on Vineyard Vines neck ties. Apparently all it takes is a maroon gown and a headdress. Chief Zee has …
DeLay Impresses Fans, Makes New Friends
Before last night’s Dancing With the Stars episode aired, it was unclear as to whether Tom DeLay would be able to impress America, and more importantly, develop a fan base — especially going up against Peyton Manning and MNF . 10 seconds into his "Wild Thing" dance [and after the …
Stop, Step Away From the Twitter Machine
Robert Henson, the Redskin’s super-duper reserve rookie linebacker who hasn’t played a down in the NFL, recently got a few hits in via Twitter. "All you fake half hearted Skins fan can . . . I won’t go there, but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex …
Famously Quoteworthy: Obama Keeps Us Laughing
A great one-liner from the President last night while appearing on Letterman. “I think it’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.” Letterman’s response: “How long have you been a black man?” Priceless. Read the rest here.
Famously Quoteworthy: Rep. McHenry Tunes In To Watch DeLay
From Patrick McHenry’s Facebook page: Yes, I’m doing the good republican thing … and watching Dancing with the Stars. (Can’t believe it!) DeLay’s still got it.
Tom DeLay Receives Flowers From Kathy Ireland
Point for Team Ireland. PS: We loved Necessary Roughness via DeLay twitter feed.
Shocker: Study Finds Tweets By Lawmakers Boastful or Boring
Raise your hand if you saw this coming from a mile away … Researchers from the University of Maryland who plodded through more than 6,000 Twitter postings by members of Congress have found– surprise! — that politicians spend most of their time on Twitter promoting themselves. [say it ain’t so] …
Obama Will Throwdown With Bobby Flay
Lindsey Graham recently said of the President’s aggressive TV schedule, "he’s appeared on every network but the Food Channel." Good news for Lindsey, that’s about to change. The Associated Press reports today that President Obama will make an appearance on the Food Channel Network show “Throwdown with Bobby Flay” and …
Famous 5: Tom DeLay
He used to be feared on the House Floor, now he hopes to bring the competition to its knees on the dance floor. It’s the Famous Five with Tom DeLay Are you worried about your level of competitiveness given that you’re the oldest contestant? I didn’t realize until they announced …