In news that comes as a shock to us, apparently only 99% of the city disagrees with everything Dan Synder does.  The other 1% think it’s not his fault. Some Redskins fans think owner Dan Snyder deserves a break. “Just admit it. We suck,” said a spokesman for the dissidents, …

The advance team never gets any love. They’re on location days before an event, spend countless hour putting together bike racks, setting up chairs and perfecting the bunting, yet even before the doors are opened, they’ve already been forgotten about. FDC applauds Big O’s advance team for putting the "Obama …

Something tells us Rep. Weiner will slowly back away from this comment… "Many of us are disappointed that we have not had a more forceful president," said Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., Wednesday. "I think Nancy’s done about as about as much as she could have possibly done, given that the …

Burnt popcorn or a lunch decision gone terribly wrong? Don’t believe Anderson. It smells terrific in the Situation Room. [stank] We don’t want to know either.

We generally don’t dig on political ads, but this one is pretty clever. [doesn’t suck] Note: The first person to spoof this successfully wins.

This was the best sign seen at today’s #HouseCall rally on Capitol Hill. We have no idea what it means. H/T Greg

We didn’t want to say it, but … [packing it on for the winter] Mike Huckabee, a weight-loss advocate, lamented Wednesday that he has gained weight recently due to a painful foot condition that has limited his ability to run. "I gotta drop 25 pounds," he told reporters at a …

To see their faces when he walked in … A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.  [who dat?] He later apologized for not wearing a suit.

And why not… New York Democratic Rep. Mike McMahon’s male staffers — Danny Hart and Sam Morgante, along with Nathan Morgante, an intern on the Ways and Means Committee — have banded together to embrace “classic fashion.” Just how classic is the fashion? Try three-piece suits. [strong work]

h/t Patrick Gavin

"Is" Nancy Pelosi a Lakers fan? "From our perspective we won last night." — Nancy, last night. We guess it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. [click]

We watch CNN because they have super rad holograms. Apparently other people do not.  [where’s the remote?] For the first time in more than two years, CNN fell out of the top 30 cable channels last week in prime time (total viewers). Fox News ranked 3rd, behind USA and ESPN, …

Ronnie Cho, the former Obama campaign wonk turned administration staffer, was featured in last night’s screening of “By the People.” The strange thing about Cho’s camera time, unlike everyone else in the film who kept their clothes on, Cho decided he was most effective when working in his boxer shorts.  …

If somehow the good people of DC and the surrounding area can pull this off, it’ll be the greatest achievement at FedEx field all year. [finally, a reason to go to a game] Daniel Snyder wants to ban signs at FedEx Field? Then let’s turn the stadium itself into a …

UPDATE: Defeat is an orphan.  [blame game begins now] Who gets to claim the most credit if Doug Hoffman wins in NY-23? Fred Thompson Sarah Palin Glenn Beck Erick Erickson The voters Twitter Al Sharpton His campaign staff Verne Troyer Sean Hannity His favorite bank teller Conservative bloggers Dede Scozzafava …