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This is Just Uncomfortable to Watch
If Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin had a baby, it would look something like this.
Question of the Day: How Many Is Too Many When You’re Relaxing In Your Birthday Suit?
If you were to pose naked for a classy magazine, how many people would you want in the room during the shoot? If you’re Levi Johnston, the answer is a baseball team, plus a coach. How many people will be in the room for Johnston’s photo shoot? There will be …
Famously Quoteworthy: But Can He Dunk?
Sen. John Thune is the exact opposite of what you would expect a senator to be. He’s tall, slim, young, good looking and a great basketball player. And if you’re wondering whether or not he’s running for president any time soon… "I may go across Iowa, but it will be …
Which of Your Political Heroes Have Had Cosmetic Surgery?
We actually wondered this exact thing last night while watching Glee. [nip, tuck] Yeas & Nays reached out to celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Ayman Hakki of Luxxery Cosmetic Medical Boutique in Waldorf to see whether he’d weigh in on which politicians have been nipped, tucked and sucked. Note: Dr. Hakki …
Dear Google: What’s the Catch?
Because nothing is free in life, this sort of scares the crap out of us. [we don’t exactly know why though]
Al Gore Trims Down
In the event that Al Gore ever runs for office again, he just lost 80 votes. [footprint] Current Media, a cable television company co-founded by former US vice president Al Gore, announced Wednesday that it is cutting 80 jobs as part of a reorganization. As for why the job cuts: …
Lou Dobbs Hangs It Up
For the three of you who still watch CNN. [goodbye, Lou] Veteran CNN anchor Lou Dobbs, whose populist views on the perils of immigration and his repeated questioning of President Barack Obama’s birthplace made him a controversial figure on a network that has traditionally eschewed opinion, announced Wednesday night that …
Seriously, Nice Shirts
Yesterday, former presidential hopeful and future presidential hopefully Mike Huckabee stated that he should be taken seriously. “I’m a very serious person,” he said. “I may not be dour, but I’m serious.” With campaign shirts like the ones worn by his two buddies, how can we not take him seriously. …
Nearly Broke Before Thanksgiving, Definitely Broke Before Christmas
For those of you planning to spend time in New York over the Holidays. Paterson: NYS Will Be Broke Before Christmas He’s kidding, right? "We’re going to run out of cash in four and a half weeks. We are going to run out of money. Unless we do something about …
There’s No Crying In Congress
When you’re the Speaker of the House, sometimes your job includes making people cry. [tissue time]
Covering Congress is Hard
A reporter takes one in the crotch as Speaker Pelosi walks to the House Floor.
MSNBC Twitter Account Hacked: “Barack Obama is a Stupid F’g Socialist”
MSNBC Twitter account hacked . Hilarity ensues.
Republicans Attempt to “Kill the Bill”, While Creating Jobs
Some may say John Culberson is creating jobs – while others will wonder whether or not they recycled the paper.
Rep. Peter King Punches a Politico Reporter
While the title of this post is a tad bit misleading, we’re pretty sure Rep. Peter King really wanted to hurt Politico reporter Patrick Gavin. Once again, the "Game Changer" series does not disappoint.
Levi Johnston’s Twitter Imposter Has Finally Come Clean
Remember the fake Levi Johnston Twitter we had a little fun with a while back? Well, it turns out it was indeed fake. [shocking] “Levi Johnston’s Twitter imposter has finally come clean. … After Conan O’Brien apologized Thursday night to Johnston for a skit William Shatner performed on ‘The Tonight …