Kwame resigns [nobody shocked] Stock rally [no, really] Still can’t believe he was slapped [Barrett] Obama drops awkward joke [hanging out] Photo by Andrew Bossi

The Wire the Musical [video] Mitt Romney had Hotmail? [like a boss] Loudoun residents not pleased [Metro rail] Kwame Brown shoves WTOP reporter [classy] What the hell is a skunk pig? [photo] By dasmart

New hologram wows travelers at IAD [life-like] When you say things like this, you step down [come on, man] Dulles rail debate [video] Hula-hooping former Congressman [obesity] By sdschumaker

Chip in for the ages [Tiger wins] Shuttle takes a ferry ride [NYC] Watch this video, feel worse about humanity [unbelievable] Yes! DC is #2 [travel] Biden’s son in law [jealous] By jag9889

Jessica and Todd Boulanger are expecting #3, Arthur and Arden Bochner got all married up, NJI Media’s Dave and Carolyn tied the knot, Sara Schwartz is now intern coordinator at the Washington Post Express, flying port-a-potties, tell Cathy Merrill Williams, Garrett Graff, Carol Joynt and Shane Harris congratulations on The …

He does it all.

Shira Toeplitz experienced what most of us do on our morning commute: Flying port-a-potties.

Tell us what we can’t drink [yeah] Deleting those tweets doesn’t matter [oh boy] Michelle O confuses husband’s life [happens] Repaving near Wilson Bridge [delays]

Vietnam Memorial Colors by Angela Pan.

The Daily Caller is reporting that Rep. McCotter’s name will be left off the Republican ballot in Michigan. The reason: He was lied to. “I kind of feel like Ron Burgundy after Veronica Corningstone changed the teleprompter tagline,” McCotter, known for his references to music and pop culture, said in …

Issa and Colbert’s troop gift exchange [Reddit] This is how you tip [high time] And… there he goes again [Donald] Better speller than us [six-year-old] Obama loves Bob Dylan [cool cat] By jjcinit

Spotted in the courtyard area in the center of the Cannon complex. We’re told the chair leg is broken and out for the remainder of the session.

SpaceX makes history [NASA cheers] McCain calls heckler a jerk [why not?] DC ain’t cheap [lifestyle woes] Can DC grow w/ 20-somethings? [WaPo]

Still delusional [Donald] Entire DC firefighter shift falls ill [what happened?] Pay it forward umbrella [snay] Mitt wants your data [smart] By Ryan, Ryan, Ryan

John’s daughter may testify [trial] Michelle O has a great play list [Beyonce] No moonwalking for the Prez [do it!] Dude, still raining [enough already] Funny story about mom [Mijita]