Here’s to hoping your Wednesday is full of interesting adventures. h/t Awkward Family Photos

Solid work by Fallon [Boehner joke at 3:57]

Any blog featuring Obama checking out the latest in hoverboard technology is a big winner in our book.  [2nd favorite blog of the day]

We didn’t elect him because he was a sharp dresser: Paul Bedard: Don’t be surprised of Obama wears his Mom Jeans to the Nat’s opener Monday. Recall he said he likes “frumpy.” http://bit.ly/cpB3Q2 Related: Obama to One-Bounce First Pitch in Dirt on Opening Day

It’s our new favorite blog – probably because it’s littered with profanity and great outfits.  [do it] h/t ASM

We haven’t featured Facebook updates in quite a while.  The reason: Most of the ridiculous updates have moved to Twitter. The quick service door at the US Post Office is a complete misnomer. We couldn’t agree more.

Once = lucky, twice = good: One good thing for Democrats about passing a health care reform bill in two parts: President Obama gets two signing ceremonies. CNN reports the president will sign the reconciliation bill which contains “fixes” to the original legislation at a community college in northern Virginia …

Mary Katherine Ham reveals why she was MIA yesterday: MKHammer: So, I’ve been at Voyeur all day. What’d I miss? Well played.

The Pixar film “Up,” White House “Party Peepers” and “Balloon Peep” are just some of the Peep dioramas sent in by a few creative Washington Post readers in their fourth annual Peeps Show contest. Check out photos of the finalists and other favorite dioramas, inspired by everything from Snowmageddon to …

We can’t imagine that Harry Smith has much game. [recess] This Thursday, CBS “Early Show” co-anchor Harry Smith will go one-on-one with Pres. Barack Obama in a court-side interview. Then, Smith and his CBS Sports colleague NCAA basketball analyst Clark Kellogg will shoot hoops with Obama on the White House …

Our friends at Cloture Girl have some tips for you: If you do not have a particular office that you are connected to in some way, I suggest you make an appointment with the Senate Employment Office or review the information on the House of Representatives’ Office of Human Resources’ …

President Obama made it to Afghanistan without anyone knowing.  But how? “After leaving the White House on Friday afternoon with the ‘cover’ of spending the weekend at Camp David, the presidential retreat, he flew from there by helicopter to the base on Saturday night to make the secret trip.” “Reporters …

The USPS just wants to work as hard as most everyone else. [Five days a week] The Postal Service took the first formal step Wednesday toward cutting mail delivery to five days a week. [cough] FedEx [cough]

Mike Madden’s March Madness: @MikeMadden: May snap if I get any more press releases from political types talking about how X policy or action is the REAL March Madness. March Mayhem?

Biden recently said, “[I]t’s easy to be vice president, you don’t have to do anything. It’s like being the grandpa and not the parent. Yeah, that’s it!” He wasn’t kidding: [chew with your mouth closed] Vice President Joe Biden treated Republican Scott Brown of Massachusetts for a lunch at the …