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A Public Service for Press Secretaries
We know you press secretaries out there have a lot to deal with. Angry reporters. Policy staffers who think they’re communicators. Aggressive colleagues. Passive aggressive committee staffers. Tickle fights. It’s a rough life. And if you stick around long enough, chances are your boss will be caught in a sex …
The Anti-Establishment Candidates?
This morning’s USA Today ran a piece about anti-establishment candidates, specifically, Sen. Arlen Specter, who lost last night in his PA primary. A growing wave of discontent with government crashed down on “establishment” candidates running in primaries Tuesday as voters turned five-term Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter out of office … …
Al Gore, aka Captain Doomsday, Addresses [or Depresses] Recent Graduates
We’re all for keeping it real, but this is just f*cking depressing. Al, it was a commencement address, not a funeral. We can only imagine how many students are now heavily medicated after listening to you ramble on and on about the world coming to an end.
Famously Quoteworthy: Apples to Oranges
Last night Paul Begala took a stab at explaining the rational behind Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal’s false record as a Vietnam War veteran. “Voters are going to have to sort through whether this is some sort of fundamental character flaw, right– which I think many might think– or whether …
Anthony Bourdain & Eric Ripert hit the Warner Theatre With Special Guest Tommy McFly
If you’re a foodie and enjoy unscripted fun, you’ll love this: International Food Celebs Anthony Bourdain & Eric Ripert hit the Warner Theatre Stage for ONE NIGHT of behind the scenes stories, kitchen tips, and a fair amount of smart-ass-ery. TOMMY McFLY will try to keep it all together for …
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Loses Job to Monkey
The U.S. government’s National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has been wrong about its hurricane forecasts three out of the last four years, and 7 out of the last 11 years. The National Center for Public Policy Research believes there may be a better way, so they commissioned a forecast by …
Bristol Palin Will Soon Need a Bigger Purse
We would’ve held out for $45,000. Bristol Palin has signed with a speakers bureau for a tidy sum of between $15,000 and $30,000 per speech, RadarOnline reports. In comparison, Levi rakes in $45 a speech.
Haven’t We Already Read This Headline? [Rev. Wright]
From the “Department of Let It Go”: Ex-Obama pastor: ‘Obama threw me under the bus’ Gin and Toxic? The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s controversial former pastor, said in a letter obtained by The Associated Press that he is “toxic” to the Obama administration and that the president “threw me …
Obama’s Dog Is Worth More Than Our Car
It’s good to be Bo. Bo is the Sixteen Hundred Dollar Dog, according to Barack Obama’s newly released financial disclosure form for 2009. In the White House’s reckoning, that’s the market value of the dog the Obama family received as a gift from the late Sen. Ted Kennedy and his …
Shocker: Elected Member of Congress Cheats on Spouse, Forced to Resign
We’ve spent hours writing posts about this type of behavior and to be quite frank, it’s growing old. [good riddance] Indiana Rep. Mark Souder (R) will resign his congressional seat after an affair with a staffer came to light, he said in a statement this morning. “It is with great …
Lesson of the Day: If You’re Running For Office, It’s Generally Good Practice Not To Lie [Especially If You’re Addressing More Than One Person and There’s a Video Camera in the Room]
Lesson of the Day: When telling a story about your service in Vietnam, it usually helps if you actually served in Vietnam. [minor details]
Most Intense Campaign Ad Ever?
This is what happens after you drink 13 cups of coffee and attempt to shoot a campaign ad. We love how this guy mentions Facebook while he holds up his rifle. “Who on earth would support such a dummy?” Brilliant. h/t HA
Famously Quoteworthy: Rush To Sell Apartment
AC and hot air included: [bargain] “If you’re thinking of buying Rush Limbaugh’s Fifth Avenue penthouse — he is making good on his promise to leave high-tax New York — he’s dropped the price from $13.95 million to $12.95 million.” – Howard Kurtz Who’s got $13 million lying around?
Zero Tolerance for Pornography on Taxpayer Dime
The GOP New Media Challenge is heating up and so is the language on the House Floor. Congresswoman [Lynn] Jenkins speaks in favor of a motion that would dismiss government employees who look at, download, or spread pornography on government computers. Matter of fact, some of the Congresswoman’s constituents have …
Dear Mr. President, I Need A Freakin’ Job
If you don’t have a job, but looking to spend a little coin, this is a great way to do it. “I need a freakin’ job.” That’s the message President Obama saw as he arrived in Buffalo, N.Y., this afternoon for an event talking up the administration’s success in creating …