UPDATE: The Obama’s were featured on the Verizon Center Kiss Cam. According to our tipster, they didn’t kiss and the crowd was not pleased. [they booed] LeBron spent the weekend cruising Georgetown and tonight the USA Mens Olympic Basketball Team is putting a hurting on Brazil (USA! USA! USA!). It …

Mayor Gray is looking good this week, tell Jessica Mandel congratulations on her new job, let Drew Magary cook!, Celeste Flemming admits she reads the round-up, Chris Taylor will soon be on crutches, Taylor Imperiale lands on Capitol Hill, Cam Newton charges for autographs, Jon and Kim Robilotto are headed …

Hannah Flint celebrated a birthday, Jim Fotenos has a cute kid, quit posting pictures of your debit card, Carolyn Tate is starting the next chapter in her exciting career, FamousDC is jumping out of airplanes now, having power is over-rated, Sarah Sands is getting DC dancing, we need more pictures …

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And this is what happens when a Mississippi State University van parks on Capitol Hill for a few hours. So in a matter of hours, South Carolina, Alabama, Auburn, and Ole Miss talked trash by posting notes on a parked school van. Nothing from the UGA, Florida or Tennessee. We’re …

Jennifer Agiesta Maureen Beach Christine Braathen Tara DiJulio Megan Brown Andrew Powaleny Christina Robbins John Sciuto Mark Zuckerman

Seersucker Thursday died, Kate Upton broke the internet (again), Luke Marchant celebrate a birth, several people asked us and Yes. If you do all 50 of these things – Ryan Howell will get you a private tour of the Capitol dome, Robin Shultz watched a half-birthday pass her by, qualtiy …

h/t Andrew Foxwell  

The female members of the media beat the female Members of Congress in softball #ninjafocus, Drake partied at Eden without breaking any bottles, Sage Steele & Jalen Rose, tell Joel Hannahs congrats on his new gig with the House Small Business Committee, meet Jill Gerber, happy belated birthday to Jessica Boulanger, …

“That’s a clown question, bro,” President Obama said F the economy, tell Christina Hoffman congratulations on her new gig, I want to rebuild the world. But I’m not sure how, Justin Herman rocked fedscoop this week, tell Alexa Marrero and Sean Bonyun congrats on their promotions, The Tates hung out …

  h/t Alex Schriver

John Stanton is done with tricky subject lines, Paul Ryan has Mad Men style, there was a leak on Capitol Hill, Dear baby Jesus Flores – please beat the Red Sox, meet Lucas Giolito, Fred McClure is going to be spending a lot more time in Texas, Jaime Harrison is moving …

We’re not pointing fingers [Thad McCotter], but it appears this might have been an inside job. National Journal: Broken Urinal Soaks House Press Gallery

Everyone tweet-pressure @AdamLambert to wish the the Allentown Morning Call’s Colby Itkowitz the happiest birthday in the history of all the birthdays that ever were.