Let Congress Twitter! [ars technica] iPod shuffle challenge [dancerindc] President Obama [Milbank] Good question [insurance] Scientology at work [Xenu] Metro Escalatros [ouch!] Change [Congress] Bennigans [RIP]

J. Aloysius Hogan (solid name) quit his gig as COS for Rep. Paul Broun because of money issues. Aloysisus (we can’t stop saying it) also blasted around his resume with hopes of landing a new gig. Jackie Kucinich: Broun’s chief of staff quits amid budgetary debacle The chief of staff …

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If train wrecks came in newspaper form, today’s Hill would be the accident scene – and Stevie Wonder would be the conductor. Today, congressional staff will answer fewer letters… Staff assistants will take longer to transfer calls… And that boring legislative wonk down the hall gets a few extra looks. …

Secret Service Tots [oddly enough] Semi-Charmed Wife [famous] Organ Donors [postsecret] Mr. Henry’s [good stuff] Welcome! [Capitol Hill] Animal Celebrity [knut] Townhalls? [stall]

Lebron James supports Obama with $20K And the most predictable headline award goes to the L.A Times: LeBron James dunks $20G’s in the basket for Barack Obama

Republican Study Committee Executive Director, Russ Vought, recently got a full page Washingtonian shout out and Shenanigans was nice enough to scan in the profile. Shenanigans Staffer Russ Vought, the exec director of the RSC gets a Washingtonian page shout out.

Yes … having solved the energy crisis, ended the Iraq war, and fixed social security, Congress is now spending today congratulating Florida Gator Tim Tebow (born in 1987) on winning the Heisman Trophy.  No really. H.Res. 901 – Congratulating University of Florida Quarterback Timothy “Tim” Tebow for winning the Heisman …

ChrisCooley47: The beard winner revealed Jeff, the beard winner came out for practice today. He was nice enough to pose with the ladies and provide quite the interview with Christy. Hope it you had fun. Thanks!

Another person passed out during a ride with the Mad D.C. Cabbie. We wonder if these people will ever find their picture online. Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie: PASSED OUT II What is this? Pass out in Mad’s cab week? Here is another idiot I picked up at the …

We don’t understand what is happening here, but please don’t let Jason Campbell screw up his arm. Mr. Irrelevant: Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys We first learned of the Zorn Star’s penchant for abnormal QB drills back in early June during the OTAs. Well, this week he broke …

Obama’s YouTube Numbers Down [Sugar N Spice] Let the Romance Begin [aisle 9] Not Giving Up [Denver Group] Got Unanswered [WaPo] Good Stuff Eatery [good] Et Tu Sasha? [Europe] Batman and Bush [W]

French Version (he does pay homage to the Last Call experts: Danielle Jones, Nora McAlvanah, and Mike Memoli) SHOT: Obama, explaining at a town hall meeting in Georgia on July 8 why children should learn a foreign language: … “It’s embarrassing when Europeans come over here, they all speak English, …

You can’t make this up folks. There is a Cardboard Tube Fighting League and the Washington War Dance took first place this Saturday on the National Mall. Wow We particularly like the father who awkwardly proudly stood by with his camera and bluetooth earpiece.  Photos of this “event” will surely …