Political Stunt [planned parenthood] Hagel Endorsement [nader] Stalking 101 [isearch] therapist [overheard] RSC [heart attack]

Yes, this week may never end and we’re going to burn the midnight oil through the weekend. What if we weren’t working on the hill? We could: Lead fishing trips in the Virgin Islands Be ESPN Stat Boy Be a Super Model Be a Professional Golfer Cook for John Madden …

Diddy says “John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out’”! (keep the volume down, bad language)

taxation without representation [street] Throw in the towel [dreams] Missed Connections [Bahar] Emmy Coverage [molly] Coffee Spot [petworth] Life lessons [model] 15 minutes [tough] Big hug [Palin]

As you’re enjoying your morning coffee we’ll review things we like… Ryder Cup….America….f yeah Tom Williams Working College Football Twitter Eastern Market 20515 Cable News Longworth

7 catches, 72 yards Cooley 1 Cardinals 0 Wasps 0

We’ve got a tipster with mad Photoshop skillz, so hopefully these will continue to show up in our tips mailbox.

Happy Friday. A few thoughts… 1. Today is international talk like a pirate day. Be sure to use “poopdeck” in most every sentence ye use. If ye can do that, then we thinks we keep the terrorist from winning – at least for today. 2. The stock market crashed earlier …

Economy Explained [scarf-gate] Bert and Ernie [intense] Awkward [elevator] Dead Hippo [GDub] Lazy [metro man] Homeless [Bear] Uglier [DC]

Marissa Conrad and Jesseka Kadylak pulled together a great list of where to watch NFL football games in D.C. Washingtonian: Football Fever: Where to Watch Your Team Note to self: Avoid Pour House and Steelers fans on Sunday.

Project Beltway is better [Q street] Oakland? [D.C. Universe] Coming back [knee high] Bounds [strikes back] Hell No [LiLo] No [alumni]

Fun volunteers needed [Sallying] Drunk lobbyist [Tom Collins] Oath of Office [well heeled] New Stylist [legally heidi] Chris Horton [congrats] Hi Haters [Portis]

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

Don’t look now, but several FamousDC reporters are blowing up big time by spending an evening on the front of the Drudge Report. Let’s review which reporters get to a) show proof to their bosses they were at work and not the Cap Lounge and b) explain to their parents …

Who wears $60 thousand dollars worth of jewelry…at a political convention?  This Republican douche. TMZ: There’s a Delegate on the Floor! I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was … robbed by some girl I picked up at a hotel bar. … Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, an …