Back in the 60’s, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly, but surely, ultraviolet rays would …

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When the D.C. Health Department came a-calling to Good Stuff Eatery last September, owner Spike Mendelsohn said the city was wrong. Well… less than a year later the Man is getting the folks of Good Stuff Eatery down again, but this time Spike is nowhere to be found. The Washington …

Biden’s Teleprompter Joke

Mad D.C. Cabbie explains why Washingtonians should call Diamond Cab instead of Yellow Cab [hygiene ] Diary of a Mad D.C. Cabbie: Why Call Diamond Cab? Last night I picked up a petite young blond from a bar in DuPont Circle. She was trying to get home around Logan Circle …

Let Teddy Win This helpful site gives Nats fans game-by-game updates on the Washington Nationals favorite event: the Presidents Race. Helpful links: Presidents Race Standings Presidents Race Facts Presidents Race Videos Let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for the Presidents Race, pedi cabs and the Red Loft — would you …

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What was the story that took Washington by storm on Tuesday? Obama’s nominee to the Supreme Court: Sonia Sotomayor? Nope. Georgetown Cougars. FishbowlDC: Reality Bites: Real Housewives of DC DCist: Horror: Here Come the Real Housewives of D.C. Newsweek: The Real Housewives of D.C. New York Times: ‘Real Housewives’ Takes …

It looks like the lovers of Virginia have lost out to the frowners. Thomas Frank: Four states adopt ‘no smiles’ policy for driver’s licenses Stopping driver’s license fraud is no laughing matter: Four states are ordering people to wipe the grins off their faces in their license photos. … "Neutral …

Reuters’ Robert Basler: You bumped WHAT with Obama?

Join Megan Vanderbur at the American Lung Association’s happy hour at Jordan’s (8th Street, 523 8th Street, SE) on Wednesday, May 27th from 7 – 10 p.m. The ALADC has set up happy hour specials until 10 p.m. You can also sign-up to participate in the upcoming Breathe DC Metro …

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Sarah Robinson Photography: Freedom Ride, Washington DC May 24, 2009 HerbofDC: Buffalo Thunder in Shaw Tony Eckersley: Rolling Thunder – Washington DC DigitallyDC: Memorial Day CNN’s Mike Ahlers: Rolling Thunder Comes to Washington

Enjoy the holiday and be careful out there. We’ll see you next week. Until then, we’re hanging on a boat .

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