Tracy Morgan [jaw dropping ] Blame the Senate [Hoyer ] Texas A&M [explained ] Polo Flow [WALE ]

Deadspin’s Drew Margary spent Sunday at FedEx Field and luckily for all of us, he wrote about it. Take a few minutes and give it a read. We’ve included our favorite paragraph. Deadspin: Redskins Season Quickly Devolving Into Roland Emmerich Film … Jason Campbell was benched at halftime of this …

Marc Ambinder adds to his Christmas Card list his top 13 Most Powerful People in DC to complement GQ’s list. The Atlantic: Who Should Have Been On GQ’s Top 50 In DC Yes, this was a stretch, but we’ve been working all day to find a way to link back …

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-quickly) makes his Auto-Tune the News debut.

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has fallen victim to a hacker. Someone sent out a fake press release from the Chamber saying they had switched their position on climate change. You can view the fake page here (before it is taken down). At least one news organization “fell for it.” …

Song Decoders [Pandora] Playoff PAC [Touchdown] What next? [Facebook] 5 Takes [BalloonBoy] RNC.com [crashes]

No, seriously, we can’t figure it out. Swine flu? Germs? Chad Pergram: Chain Letter

Happy Monday. Quick weekend review: Jim Zorn probably isn’t sleeping well. [Chefs ] … The Eagles forgot to show up yesterday. … The Ravens almost pulled off a Favre type comeback. … We love you Fragers, but $100 is too much for a ladder. … It’s impossible to place a …

Graham Hough-Cornwell was way off with his Skins prediction, Jennifer Crider compared the Wildcat offense to New Coke, Todd Herman and team launched a new RNC.com and then Marc Ambinder teed off on it, Nick Johnston is on the wall at The Palm, pray for the Deadspin frog, David Gregory, …

Get ready [Tracy Morgan] Balloon Boy [meme] Good people [20210]

Let’s be completely serious right now. I want you to sit down, put your blackberry away and give this a listen/read. Kyle Orton was never a shitty quarterback. He’s lost two home games in his entire career and was a Heisman hopeful his senior year at Purdue. The guy plays …

This may be a few years late, but according to our tip box: Sunday isn’t just for NASCAR and the NFL anymore. Al Gore is on notice (and don’t wear your green to Heritage on Sunday) The release: Join us for the World Premiere of the film that Al Gore …

How do you say goodbye to someone who starts your work day with a laugh and then gets you through the 4 p.m. hour with a little Last Call! humor? Well, it’s hard. FamousDC says good luck to our nominee for Secretary of Health and Human Services Secretary of Health …

We’re confused by the title on her latest press release. [huh?] We don’t think she is referring to the Fat Joe song , so is she actually taking credit for the weather? If so, that is quite a cool trick! You got our vote! And though we doubt she’ll actually …

No respect [Huffington ] PB in WSJ [congrats ] Pumpkin [time ]