Raise your hand if you figured this law was already on the books. Washington Post: Update: D.C. bill would require teachers to be fired for sex with students

Georgetown [social Safeway] Daylight Savings [tired] Stolen sign [mullet] Terps [dancing] Amtrak [wifi]

Did you know that you can report a pothole via Twitter? Yes, the DC Department of Transportation is on Twitter and wants to “hear your concerns, questions and service requests.” www.Twitter.com/DDOTDC DDOT DC: Pothole report of the day: RT @TallPaulDC 300 block of 6th Street SE is pocked with more …

USA Today: Mike Tyson to star in pigeon racing TV show This guy was unavailable for comment.

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As seen through the lens of Kate Harbath.

DCist’s Sommer Mathis: WaPo Headline: ‘Drizzle for Shizzle’

Who is the girl in the bikini at the 1:55 mark? She did a good job acting … considering the shadow is coming from the opposite direction she is looking.

Luckily for all of us, The Washingtonian’s Garrett Graff is there and live-tweeting. Spend a few minutes and check-out his feed: #annoyingthingsoverheardatsxsw vermontgmg “It’s sustainable but also kind of Third World sad,” overheard at Moonshine patio’s. #annoyingthingsoverheardatsxsw … vermontgmg “I’ve got the ideas in my head, the challenge is making …

Mediaite: Robert Gibbs: The Health Bill Will Soon Be The “Law Of The Land” When asked if the president now believes if he has the votes to pass health care, Gibbs avowed “Chris we’ll have the votes when the House votes within the next week.”

Will they ever finish construction? WaPo’s Ashley Halsey III: Stalled D.C. merchants look with optimistic eyes towards blossoming of H Street

Tickle fights and naked shower run-ins became part of the beltway lexicon, don’t be boring,scoop your poop, Chris Paulitz dropped his publicist Mark Pfeifle, Shamrock Fest is rocking RFK tomorrow, Marion Barry kicked it at Matt Labash’s book party, the free DC hedge-clipping service is still open for business, DC …

Matthew Gagnon has won another FamousDC contest. His picture of Rahm and Massa in a legit Capitol Hill shower wins two VIP tickets to Shamrock Fest tomorrow at RFK. Congrats Mr. Gagnon!

Even though SXSW is slowing down the contest, we still got a few solid entries. The polls (?) close at 4 pm today and we’re giving away two VIP tickets (free beer!) to Shamrock Fest at RFK tomorrow. … PREVIOUS: 48 Hour Twitter Contest [VIP Tickets to Shamrock Fest]