Spotted at Mr. Henry’s on Capitol Hill.

h/t – Ben Smith

DCist: Overheard in D.C. Unemployed is the new employed . Somewhere in D.C.: . Two high school boys wait for the bus: Boy: “I wish I was homeless. Then I could rant to anyone I wanted. And I could just sit there and have people give me money. Best job …

POLITICO’s Ben Smith: Pounder to Rubio Joe Pounder, the relentless former McCain aide who spent the winter with Kay Bailey Hutchison’s bid for Governor of Texas, has moved on to the next hot GOP primary: Florida. . A GOP source tells me Pounder will be Marco Rubio’s Deputy Campaign Manager …

Wow, things really escalated quickly, Corey Owens is heading to Facebook, recess is back, J-E-T-S, Boom Goes the Dynamite, Ali McSherry spent some time with Bruce Braley,  Julianna Smoot started her new job, Robert Allbritton vs. John McLaughlin heated up,  too much back spin, and get ready – the cherry …

Need a Reason to Hate Roddick? [SI] Jimmie Johnson [checking email] Real Housewives of DC [Salahi] $10 Million [Vegas] Health care [done] Kim Dozier [AP]

NBC Washington’s Elaine Reye: DC Rental Market Tops NYC, LA We found this place on Craigslist for $140 per month.

Wizards, arena, assets valued at $550 million

Jock Friedly is back. Erika Lovley: 2,000 Hill Staffers Make six figures

Roll Call’s Bennett Roth: Facebook Status Update: Owens Hired When Corey Owens, a spokesman for the United Food and Commercial Workers union, nabbed a new job as policy associate in the Washington, D.C., office of Facebook, he made use of the social-networking site to announce his move. RELATED: Andrew Noyes …

ESPN: New York Jets to Star on “Hard Knocks” We fully expect Edward Cullen -esque obsession for Mark Sanchez to kick-off in a few months.

Sen. Merkley celebrating passage of Health Care Reform in style w/ Sen. Begich #hcr . hat tip – Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim

Shockingly, just hanging out at T-Coast all day and eating chips didn’t make the list.

Bara Vaida: Association of Associations Changes Its Name