Happy Monday. What a weekend: White House Correspondents Dinner, pre-parties, post-parties, brunches, NASCAR under the lights in Richmond, beautiful weather for Gold Cup, the Kentucky Derby, Floyd Mayweather Jr. earned his money, and and somehow Conan won the weekend.

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The Daily Caller is hot like fire, the Yankees visited the White House, Chris Cooley got pulled over, Duck Cheney still gets police escorts in DC, Washington sports still #fail, the Capitals were elim8ted, prom parties got an early start, James Jones not funny, Casino Jack premiere drags Bob Ney …

Rick Klein and Ana Marie Cox are working the red carpet. Working the Red Carpet …

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Interns: Always teaching

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Damn it Washington sports. We’re good people. We deserve better. We need something.

Mug Shots: Drink Up – Beer Joins Abound in the Capital

Reuters Oddly Enough: Bring your banker, we’re grilling out!

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