Stuff White People Like [Fenty] Twitter stunt [Mike Wise]

Reeled in from Mike Allen’s Playbook: THE BIPARTISAN ADVENTURES of the DNC communications director and Boehner’s new-media director — @woodhouseb: “With @nickschaper. Were fishing the mouth of the Chester tearing them up. Headed home and ran out of gas. Waiting now for tow boat us. … @nickschaper and I got back across …

Did you take a private jet to Las Vegas and get arrested for cocaine possession? [Paris Hilton] Do you think John Mayer could take Ryan Grim? [full of sh*t] “OMG, there are so many of them here …” [Journolist] Happy Monday. Let’s rock this week.

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FamousDC [photo contest] Not Ground Zero [AP] Three-quarters [oil] Pot [Lobbyist]

The fine folks at JESS3 have been working to accurately depict the size of the key players in the geo / social space. They released this earlier today:

Something on your mind? Need to Rant? Email [email protected] Tune Inn joins DC reality television craze, crushing hearts more than their mozzarella sticks The successful opening of Chef Spike’s tourist-beloved We the Pizza and the Silk Road-length lines outside Georgetown Cupcake have proven that television celebrity can add cold hard …

Jason Wu [inspiration boards] Hill Buzz [thehillishome] Hustlin’ [everyday]

Jerry Brown laser eyes, Aqua Buddha, and The Dirty!

Meredith Shiner: Today is the day the @politico gods are coming down and granting me a new BlackBerry. I have been waiting for this day forever.

We bet this ruined the day for Clay Travis. Glenn Davis: Lane Kiffin: “My Model Was Obama” In Dealing With Crisis

Congrats to Erin on her new gig with Real Clear Politics. Her first story showed up today. Real Clear Politics: Portman Fine-Tunes Message in Key Senate Race

h/t DCist