Let’s see what the Pelosi press team has cooked up now…

*** Media Advisory ***
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Pelosi to Hold Weekly Press Conference Tomorrow, Celebrate Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
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Washington, D.C. To celebrate Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, Speaker Nancy Pelosi is inviting members of the Capitol Hill press corps and staff to bring their children to her regular weekly press conference tomorrow, Thursday, April 24. Following the regular Q&A, the Speaker will take a few questions from the children.

First of all, if reporters really do have children, would they actually admit it?  And what’s the ruling on whether or not illegitimate children can participate? What if someone brings in their “children” in the form of 13 cats?

And let’s be honest, Nancy … will the children really be allowed to ask questions? What would you ask if your 8 years-old and talking with the Speaker of the House?  Would your question have anything do with the fact that Mommy and Daddy no longer take you to Chuck E. Cheese because they’re always complaining that it costs $25 in gas to get there?

What’s next, Nancy… nap time and finger painting?

We can only hope this made for TV train wreck is televised.